Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a
> woman in the shadows.
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> "Twenty dollars" she whispers.
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> He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell,
> it's only twenty bucks.
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> So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when
> all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
> "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
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> "I'm making luff to my vife ," Ole answers indignantly.
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> "Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
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> "Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that damn light in
> her face."

Here's one:

Ole and Lena are making out.

Ole says to Lena: 'Oh Lena, I love you!'

Lena says: 'Lower, Ole.'

Ole replies in a deeper voice: 'Oh Lena, I love you!'

the second one made me giggle. sounds like
something my hubby would do.