7 DEGREES OF CAJUN
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FIRST DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang
at
2
>>>> > in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment
and
>>>> > said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up.
>>>> > The wife said, "Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't
know,

>>>> > some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SECOND DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a
compact
>>>> > on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks
in
>>>> > the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
second
>>>> > Cajun says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the
>>>> > compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
dummy,

>>>> > it's me!"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > THIRD DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he
goes
>>>> > out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when
he

>>>> > opens the door he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well,
Boudreaux
>>>> > is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is
>>>> > overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His
>>>> > wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" Boudreaux replies, "Shut
up,
>>>> > you're next!"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FOURTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state
capitals.
>>>> > He proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A
friend
>>>> > says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replies,
"Oh,
>>>> > that's easy: W."
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FIFTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her
she
>>>> > was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SIXTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman,
sat
>>>> > in his US government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he
knew
>>>> > what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question
then

>>>> > finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to
make
>>>> > before he crossed the Delaware"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SEVENTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find
his
>>>> > house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at
once
and
>>>> > reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
the
>>>> > radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to
respond.
>>>> > As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
>>>> > Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop
and
>>>> > his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his
hands,
>>>> > Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
stolen.
I
>>>> > call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a
BLIND
>>>> > policeman."