Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner
with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the
box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," the child says. "Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he
runs off.

A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill
Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog
over to the boy with the box.

Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at
those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill that kind of kittens
they are."

The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Democrats. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

That's funny of course our liberal friends will not appreciate
it. One must sacrafice so much to be a liberal, including giving up
one's sense of humor