Topic: I got her a ring!
rubyderrick's photo
Mon 06/18/07 08:19 PM
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.


He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring
for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out

a $5,000 ring.


The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, The jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the
jeweler said.


The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.


The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."


The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
man stated, "by check. I know you need to make

sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the
bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon,"
he said.


Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man."There's
no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my
weekend!

morethanjust_janedoe's photo
Mon 06/18/07 08:21 PM
lol. thats great! laugh

sparky691234's photo
Mon 06/18/07 08:23 PM
Dude you are stupid.

countrybelle6471's photo
Tue 06/19/07 07:12 AM
Sounds like something a few sorry men would try and get away with.

no photo
Tue 06/19/07 08:13 AM
lmao, that's just awful, but funny!!!!!!!

adj4u's photo
Tue 06/19/07 09:43 AM
sparky why would you say such a think


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Staynalone's photo
Tue 06/19/07 10:37 AM
Cute joke derrick
laugh laugh laugh
laugh laugh laugh

justbnice's photo
Tue 06/19/07 11:06 AM
He might have been dead now >>>>> LOL

:)K

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Mon 06/25/07 10:04 PM
thats funny omg she musta been blond

lady_blues's photo
Tue 06/26/07 09:14 AM
sick

Nita17's photo
Tue 06/26/07 09:28 AM
Sparky.......my thoughts exactly....
when does the funny part comehuh