stop it butterfly....youre not being fair !!!( no one's goin out with one another on this site- and alot of guys are smilin ...thanks for making our day !!!! )
ummmm- soooo....are u lookin for some...someone?

dude - if anyone deletes this- ill crack their head !!!!!

i wanna be her friend !!!!!

ummmm- are u single? do u realize youre 30 mins aay from me?

Blast !!!!!....Colorado - see what i mean, people?....a perfect woman id snatch up and get along with perfectly...and not a damn thing i can do because she lives several states away.....you are a looker !!!! and a beautiful smile to boot !!!

awww- thanks, sweety- are u from ny?

yep - i know a widdow.....her vibrator broke down about a week ago- god....did u have to pick to saddest subject in a happy site?

josh - as cool as u are, the truth is that this place is much like a pond full of fish - and not one bite out of the bunch..there are excellent people here, but some are lazy, just plain picky, or just picks the worst guy out of a pick of 50 other suitors filling up their mailboxes....id tell u of another wonderful place..bookofmatches...

and choose wisely, youre not hopeless, but u wanna see results- not wondering if someone'll write back on this place...btw- dont got me wrong-JSH is an excellent site, but you'll see what i mean ....

lol - isnt that profile id from that elm st 2 movie- whisper to a scream...it was playing when poor jessie was gettin lucky in the cabana, when freddy's tongue pops out and....uuughhhhh, nevermind- how awful must it feel to be single for soooo long? it would help if u posted a real pic instead of a starfield and hardbodies in greyscale....im sure youre a wonderful girl- and depending on where youre located, find someone with a great attitude, has a sense of fun in him, and not one of those effing annoyin d..ks who wont let u out of his site to breathe because he thinks youre too pretty to be left alone...god- if i had a bunch of those ballcap-wearing jizzbags in a room and a sprinkler system with Hep C.....good luck, and hold a chin up- some things are worth waiting for...and everything is done for a reason...lol

....thats easy - you can tell by the ticked off dads shutting down their daughter's profile....oh, and the fact that their lil princess was sore for a week and blames it on jogging

...awww mry- youre beautiful- but soooo far awy, and id love to give u a hug !!!

i just took a look at ms. spock's profile page....she's cute, but will hopefully stay single, because id rather date someone who can run with awful humor than date someone who has to insist that guys with a sense of humor's an ass......

thanks for getting that this is all in good humor, mry mwaahhhh..( kissing sound )

id agree- and id rather sit here and type rather than to be with a real person on a real date....it's soooo much more comforting.

Id love to see all the hot senior citizens responding to your profile. you seem angry - want a hug?

on a brighter note, qwicherbytchin....youre cute !!!!

btw- didja notice all of the guys QwicherBytchin selected to be her suitors looks exactly like a casting call for a Limp Biscuit video....simply awful...like the twisted baseball cap wearin' types, do ya...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=33930134

anyone wants to hear some music? just paste and listen ....

c'mon girls- it's all in good fun....but seriously, it's awful when someone judges another because of their stupid high standards...i am dateable and because rather than looking at skin color, age, or other oversites, the only thing i ask is that the person responding doesnt have baggage ( frying pan to the head,closely mimicing any depressing country western song, balls up in a fetal position when hugged,bad ovaries- those sort of things )
in a big way i dont blame most of the girls here for not wanting to show up on a blind date : simoly because the creep they usually choose over the over possible 50 normal people in their mailbox has plans....ever saw silence of the lambs?

lol, mry !!!!!

even if youre against me, youve gotta admit- it stinks to be alone and bored on a friday !!!

no, my dear- not an attitude adjustment....im sure alot of you gals get mail from alot of good men, and u snub alot of them.....but when most of you find someone, it's almost always some creep who feels that he has to " protect you"....uuughhhhh....if i had hep c and a quirtgun, id blast each and every girl who comes crying back online about how awful men are.....

there are ALOT of good women out there on this site ready to snatch up the right man from you PICKY drecks out there....we're not on here to procreate with you- we want the same as you- a normal date !!!

by the way,,,,,nice bust pic !!! wish u were in ny....

toocool- you have no effing clue just how much getting a date on this site is like 500 men , and one cantilope which they all stick their mule into because no girls show up !!!!

try bookofmatches.....damn good, and no picky, overselective gals there.

beautiful - try to understand that a guy searching for love on this site is very much like an impatient fisherman in the boat.....things seems fine till u realize the fish are.nt biting- and it's only a matter of time before that said fisherman launches his tackle, bait, and pole in a fit- cause he coulda been doin better things with his time than wait for a group of choosy fish to bit......

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nuff said

Y'see what i mean?

weither it's a suicide attempt or someone ready to chase an ex with a hammer - leave it up to the folks at JSH to greet everyone - no matter what the subject is

btw - welcome to JSH !!!

He'll be so nervous, he'll hardly be able to hold the Chloroform rag steady...good luck with your meeting - and remember to take lots of " anyone's last blurry party photos"...