awwww.....thanks for the flowers, girls !!! are u girls from ny?

Wow - this place has really changed since the last time ive been here.....
Where do i start....im a 37 yr old single dad of an adoreable daughter ( pic in the photo section )
Im looking for that special someone who's big in heart and sincere in intentions. ive recently broke up with some gal whom i thought was the one.....i was feelin down..crying - that was until i saw this posting titled " my name is Brian,....."

Thanks for makin new members feel right at home, guys

welcome to this wonderful site, dude....btw- you gotta see the post listed under " my name's nate"....ive been laughing my a#$ off....just go there..

and welcome again!!!

tim - can you try and talk this guy out of wearing the clown suit and avoiding a missing person's report by welcoming him to our site?

that's the spirit, guys !!!!thats what i love about this site, everyone get's some love !!!

welcome, rich ....

uuhhh guys, will someone check out brian's post - he looks like he's gonna spend another night in front of a full lengh mirror naked- crying !!!

( rich - you gotta see this - go to the brains post to see what im talkin about...god forbid if he ever got his hands on a girl.....)


welcome again, rich
pat

Hellooooo, Puffins - youre adoreable !!!! i havent been on this site in a while till yesterday- certainly a new group of people...c'mon people- show Brian some love !!! he's one of the few people with an honest sincerity for what he wants !!!

this'll really get the girl's juices flowing ....when you get a girl back to your remote hideaway ...deep in a Maine forest preferably...say those few words that're unmisakeable -

" It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told....." then hold your head - like youre in alot of pain...then put on that brand-spankin' new clown suit ...dont worry, brian - she's down in the well...she'll be there for a while...

uuuhhhh....Brian...get a hold of yourself.

ok - the first thing u gotta do is NOT express a creepy creedo such as " ill never hurt a woman." it couldve been worst if u continued .." until i get her into the well" ....

seriously- just relax and try not to come off as a guy who'll creep someone out...

have you gotten any replies?

this place is like a poor-man's match.com.......do you guys really want
to have fun?...

IN an honest, guy's point of view- after 20 years of doing the same
thing with the same person for 20+ years, even if he didnt have the
intent of doing anything , it could be that he's trying to relive the
good ole days when he was free and didnt have someone yammering at him
about the most mundane of things, or having her possibly refuse him
night after night(remember, us guys would bang anything till the day we
die, but women usually;not all,but usually turn off the sexy after
marriage)forcing him to find alternate means of pleasure besides waking
up someone sexually anorexic to have fun....im sure ALOT of you guys go
through this.
It wouldnt be cool to snitch on him because honestly- you only know what
she tells you. the best advice would be to wait till he appears on Hard
Copy or Nightline...or when the FBI confiscates his computer's hard
drive...in which case you wont be the blame for the breakup.