sorry- i love poodles- but envision the viagra-thing , and imagine a guy goin pale cuz his blood supply rerouted to his junk-

yknow- an ex's annoying poodle works just as effectively....one who's really bored can also do the same with viagra..you'll swell 1000 times your normal size, and possibly pass out every time you see a pretty gal-lol

it would be funnier if he was reciting the poem in a creepy clown costume licking a knife....

c'mon- youre bein a lil hard on yourself.... just stick with it and b part of the jsh community- throw in a couple of comments here and there, get to know the people on this site a lil.....or simply turn off the computer and meet someone in the flesh- that ALWAYS work !!!

heres an honest idea- u can always go to the yellow pages under " escort services ", and have fun that way. remember- when feelin bad-pay for it !!!

ok , guys- i know its the witching hour, and u wanna find something to do....
go to this site: www.ovguide.com, and u can watch new releases....hey- its an idea!!!

im a pharm technician......and i just found out that its easier to get a nursing degree in jersey

id love to see the form for " dumping a psychotic fat mess of a girlfriend on paxil".....

im sure there's a form for " hoping a group of cenobites visit her bedroom " or " contract to turn an ex's ovaries into mongloid pods"

i searched the 2 pages and didnt see what what he actually said...
btw- what's a puffin?
....ooohhh. baby penguin- cute

no no- there was sooo many other posts that i missed what was said....
im sure if this was an ode to someone lost, it was beautiful, and it is sad to lose someone...(im usually the one who trashes anyones good time when zilchy poetry is posted , but this was really good !!!)

deadman- what did u say to upset the crowd?....just reitterate what was aid without saying it again...

touching poem, by the way....

oooooh- ok, now i see how to play-

absolutely kisses ( with no eye contact )

stick to the soft spot of your head or a man hand applied to the back of your head......
what are u guys talkin about?

....trust me- there are MANY great women on this site...the rest are to lazy to get up and go out on an actual date.....and the smaller potion of these gals are on Paxil- ( btw- dressing in lingere for a profile pic and warding off guys looking for some is pretty stupid..)

to answer your question- there ARE alot of great women out there, but you've gotta stop looking online and actually go out and find that " one " you're looking for-
BTW- dont fall for the " friends first " crap- you'll only wind up someone's plutonic playmate or new boyfriend's punching bag for being her "tell all" friend...


youre not ugly and CAN GET A DATE....just stop thinking to far into it, and go for it... ( in a non vicious way, of course )

just make sure the girl youre seeking doesnt have baggage or a mental problem

btw- youre quite welcome, dude- this is coming from experience....any guy on the panal would agree that gals suddenly develop a case of amnesia when with someone else- and in some relationships an unhappy man is a happy woman...and looking at you, youre not hopeless at all....depending on what the fight entaled- make the right decision...if she was a needy, creepy, let-me-effing-stare-at-you-all-day-with-that-thousand-yard-marine-glare-cause-youre-sooo-cute kind of gal, move on and be ALOT more selective in your dating process...
if she was warm, friendly, baggage-free and always had a good spot for you, i say patch things up
if one of her fat meddling friends planted bad info about you, hunt her down with a hammer- (just kidding ) ,,,actually, have him or her mind their business...

was she needy and crying all the time for no reason? did she have more problems than a country western lyric? - was she trying to be like a mom?.....
if she was cool and you two got along, try to patch things up.

honestly- the above paragraph was from a lesson i learnedabout being careful what you wish for- all year i wanted to enjoy some good time with an equally good girl....found one on this site, and now im happy to say that it's better to stay single and date alot, rather than hook up with someone you'd want to strangle with a pilolow by sunup....

again- if youre having second thoughts- break up in a good way, and things might change.....or stay single and not have the worry of some psychotic paxil chick invade your happiness....

dude - you'll feel alot worse when she's in the arms of another guy- so the best thing you can do to save your sanity is to make up....you gotta have some degree of love , otherwise you to wouldnt be dating for so long.....besides- ex'es can get pretty vengeful when with another person.....and making up is alot better than planting 5 knuckles in his forehead because of what she might say about you....

its a natural instinct like breathing - yet it's pretty stupid when u really think about it......
we men are naturally retarded......but if most women would agree- if u dont want us to stare at your chests, stop wearing revealing cleavage-enhancing stuff and try to pass it off as something u do regularly.....
it's like a guy with a huge mule crying about why girls gaggle when they look at the bulge in his lap when wearing tight pants.....

yknow- it kills me when girls cry about this crap- only to get them enhanced for " themself" .....

...lemme help you with this unsexy , easily offended pig-in-a-housedress:

" Dear easily-offended dope,

there's nothing wrong with the profile pic posted- if youre easily offended by pics of beautiful tastefully posed women wearing what you only wished you could, then hit the back browser button and seek out some other post with your version of " tasteful".....stop annoying people with your version of tastful...."

keep the pic on, it's tastful and eyecatching- and no one is offended but 2 or 3 shmoos with stupid standards !!

the person who suggested that u take the pic down is only showing what she'll be like as an undateable mess she is....god- hate when non-offensive pics are taken down because of some self-righteous dope with mothing else to do but voice their unheard opinion

imagine her suitor asking her to put on one of those santa bathing suits - much like the ones pictured - and watch her ruin the entire mood !!!

i bet " peaches " is working on something spectacular too- namely a glorious " mam- suit "....and all he needs is one more guy to complete the job ...