yes, sweetie- i had an awful experience with THAT kinda woman.....experince is the best teacher-

but lets hope his awful ex dies on her first-born's wedding - just as she's walking down the aisle; face-down into the wedding cake her fat face goes....and every anniversary, ther'll be a lil remorse and alot of resentment for his fat , abusive wife effing up the whole reception....

spaceman- do u realize that any relationship over 5 years is abuse?
imagine finding that woman soooo hot and intellectually stimulating you cant keep away from her-

now fast forward to just before you two split - that snoring, over-opinionated gas-filled apple with the fred flintstone haircut in a nightgown was what your opinion of what could been the best person in your life......

soooo sorry for you being stuck in that kind of relationship, man. at least you didn't hit back- showing you were the better of the two....just learn from this and try not to go into that drecky, oppressive relationship again..

...actually- its not as bad as you think....now you'll have some " alone time"...and you'll find someone who'll love you for you.

remember that no good comes from hurting anyone- and im sure youre hurting, but ive learned that sometimes it's best to let nature take it's course- and let her have her fun, and when u find that special someone while she's stuck with some bad-boy, you'll laugh till u pee yourself knowing that while you're enjoying yourself with someone worth your while- she's stuck with some **** with a baseball cap who wont let her out of his site....watchin over her every move - and then she'll think about what she had before she decided to leave u deeply hurt and empty.....much like you'll hope her ovaries will be when she finds out her ovaries have magically transformed into mongloid pods...

feelin a lil better, man?

lol - skin suits are awful .....but lovin shoes more than a breathing human is even more awful- does your shoe smoke after a hot time with u- or turns over in disgust?

btw- thanks for takin my joke lightheartedly-actually, dating and sleepin with some people are much like shoes- after a while, it stinks

there really should be a fetish where shoe - lovin women get beaten unconsious by a stilleto - wearing gladiator..

the " i love shoes more than men-thing's as creepy as saying " i love the hole in my matress more than my fat, unresponsive spouse...

i hope he's not askin because he's completing his woman-suit/ flesh-slippers...the next topic would be " are you a size 12?"

actually - youre cool - remember what i said about ditchin the dentures so u and i can hook up-to bad tryin to empregnate you would be much like pouring fertilizer on ruined soil....

did i mention that i look like snuffalufagus with a stocking over his head tryin to attempt a holdup in underwear?....mmmm...sinful

awww- thanks...but flattery gets u nowhere...ive gotta dim the lights so my b-cups cant be seen!!!

...i know- i really do look like a cuban pimp-

actually- it'd be michael posin as the toilet seat- till u feel a sharp tummy spasm.....

....even funnier- the awfulness of peekin under the stall to see 2 shivering muppet-like turnip root legs trying to drop a load that should be recieved with a blanket and named.....

actually- lockin a child in the bathroom after destroying the bathroom after eating mexican food is the most effective way to show discipline- and it sure beats telling them michael jackson is hiding under the bed....

sorry pretty- just jokin with u- i love this site!!!

honestly- im alone most of the time...until my daughter comes over- then i get to play butler....

that comment had me thinkin- do the kitties usually hang themselves on the shower curtain trying to get to your panties?

sometimes it's better to be alone and to your thoughts than to have some gal cluttering your mind with her " wants" ....only to make your life a living hell ....be careful what u wish for, fellahs-

my fantasy came in the form of a top - heavy paxil chick from this site who had the fun factor of drying paint and the teeth of a bosnian serv......

of course, i didnt know that till a week into dating her-

stay single, make friendly conversation on this site- and be happy most of u dont recieve replies......

too bad youre not a hot drunk midget- actually...if you'd remove your dentures, we can talk....

btw- you gals replyin to these posts are cool- Deb and darkowl...it's the ones with the ovaries of dinosaur eggs and the selective process of an autistic that bugs me-

what - the lingere pics / lookin for a friend?....or the fact that i hope a sultan snatches up the choosiest, overly selective gal out of the group , and shows her the meaning of love through sadness?

honestly - there are alot of great, upstanding women who simply have 1 certain guy in mind, and thats fine - and simply writes back to say thanks for the offer but not interested - it's the ones with the " im not choosy, lookin for the badboy-type with a heart of gold, im eastgoing" peole that get's every guy's nerves adander.......

and stop looking for friends if u decide to post a lingere pick- its not sexy, and chances are your mailbox will be filled with undesireables just waiting to make a woman-suit out of u for being so cryptic...

honestly- it's that stupid fantasy of being hot - not realizing that most guys would hit on a midget simply because it's a guy thing.......
i really hope one overly - choosy dope finds herself abducted by an evil sultan - who'll dress her up in stupid 80's lingere and tinkles the underside of her chin as she turns away in disgust as she's feedin him grapes....

...guys- dont be unphased by their overselectiveness - if theyre in their late 30's ....your justice will come in the form of their beautiful ovaries magically transform into mongloid pods for being so choosy for no reason.....do they realize a guy would ravage a hot midget in a bar setting simply because we're men?

3 manically depressed women and 10 unanswered mails later-im convinced that this in simply awful-
some of the girls on this site treat guys like a selective egg / procreation / thing - when most of us guys honestly want is a memorable date...

to those who are too selective-
give it up to us guys for steppin up and trying to shot their romantic side-if some of you werent lookin for some bad boy from the 90's , you'd realize there are alot of excellent guys on this site...

for the record- we Hate paxil filled,overly- prideful, baggage - up-the-wazzoo havin cryptic psyhopaths as much as you hate bein misled into thinkin mr. right comes in the form of a fonzie - encarnation.....so knock off the prideful crap and give a few of us a chance to show that there are good men out there- or you deserve all the sorrow u can muster- simply because u chhose vanity over romance and good times-

...i also agree with the ex-thing...it'll be like when the mom from gremlins turned on the power on a creature much like an ex....