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Mon 02/23/09 08:48 PM
Edited by a_shields on Mon 02/23/09 08:53 PM

What happened to HTML?


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Mon 02/23/09 08:25 PM

heeeeeeeeyyyyy look whos not a serial killer anymore!


Not me!

So ladies... How about a date? I promise not to ea-- I mean be rude or dishonest at all. email me!

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Mon 02/23/09 08:08 PM
I look even weirder when I smile. Someone teach me to look relaxed GOD DAMMIT

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Mon 02/23/09 08:04 PM
Sonofa....

Quick, someone photoshop me into a non-Hannibal type pic.

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Mon 02/23/09 07:57 PM
y/n

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Sat 02/14/09 07:18 AM












I am a guy, and I find your post sexist.

That attitude makes your wife feel like she shouldn't have married you, if you constantly walk around saying how unworthy you are to be with her.

If that woman didn't leave a guy that didn't show caring/romance for 364 days, she has some kind of serious issue.



You're a guy?? Tough sh!t!!!


You make the mistake of assuming each post is about the person who posted it.

I was trying to communicate to the OP that good, healthly, normal relationships between a male and female are not based upon shame or necessity. If they are, those people are going to be internally messed up for as long as they are together. Our parents were idiots, basically. Their method of staying together no matter how miserable they became ended up hurting their kids, aka you and me.



I think you have the wrong thread. Try Relationship Advice...


The OP was an attack on men. Men are 50% of the population, and are, by the way, just females with different genes activated.

I don't apologize or hide in sub-forums when someone attacks human values like that.

Be calm. Think. Forums are here for people to listen and to talk, not just talk.



No the OP was an attack on the holiday. I wrote it. The rest was an attempt at humor. Most get it. You don't. Not my problem. And I repeat, if you want to do the war of the sexes crap, go to relationship advice. I'm sure you can find a thousand different threads you'll enjoy.


I think you have the wrong idea about what this place is for... and considering you have 22,000 posts, I don't think these forums are a good place to be in the context of actually meeting and becoming happy with another person. I think I'll stick to the intent: the matching and profile system.

In any event, good luck with whatever you need to solve. Just don't use only 1 resource to try and figure it out. Good luck bud!

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Sat 02/14/09 07:09 AM










I am a guy, and I find your post sexist.

That attitude makes your wife feel like she shouldn't have married you, if you constantly walk around saying how unworthy you are to be with her.

If that woman didn't leave a guy that didn't show caring/romance for 364 days, she has some kind of serious issue.



You're a guy?? Tough sh!t!!!


You make the mistake of assuming each post is about the person who posted it.

I was trying to communicate to the OP that good, healthly, normal relationships between a male and female are not based upon shame or necessity. If they are, those people are going to be internally messed up for as long as they are together. Our parents were idiots, basically. Their method of staying together no matter how miserable they became ended up hurting their kids, aka you and me.



I think you have the wrong thread. Try Relationship Advice...


The OP was an attack on men. Men are 50% of the population, and are, by the way, just females with different genes activated.

I don't apologize or hide in sub-forums when someone attacks human values like that.

Be calm. Think. Forums are here for people to listen and to talk, not just talk.

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Sat 02/14/09 07:05 AM

I have always hated Valentine's Day. If my man can't show me he loves/cares about me the other 364 days a year, then I REALLY don't want to hear it on February 14th.


You should have left him earlier than 364 days. That is too long for people to be unhappy.

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Sat 02/14/09 07:03 AM



Valentine's Day. It is a holiday created by retailers to increase sales during the slowest part of their year. It is perfectly designed for men who do not know how to demonstrate thoughtfulness, caring, romance, and affection during the other 364 days a year.

Of course most ladies love it. I'm thinking primarily for two reasons. Reason one: We buy them crap. Reason two: Their lunkhead boyfriends/husbands actually acknowledge their existence for a change instead of farting and asking them to bring a beer if they're near the kitchen.


I am a guy, and I find your post sexist.

That attitude makes your wife feel like she shouldn't have married you, if you constantly walk around saying how unworthy you are to be with her.

If that woman didn't leave a guy that didn't show caring/romance for 364 days, she has some kind of serious issue.



You're a guy?? Tough sh!t!!!


You make the mistake of assuming each post is about the person who posted it.

I was trying to communicate to the OP that good, healthly, normal relationships between a male and female are not based upon shame or necessity. If they are, those people are going to be internally messed up for as long as they are together. Our parents were idiots, basically. Their method of staying together no matter how miserable they became ended up hurting their kids, aka you and me.

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Sat 02/14/09 06:37 AM

Valentine's Day. It is a holiday created by retailers to increase sales during the slowest part of their year. It is perfectly designed for men who do not know how to demonstrate thoughtfulness, caring, romance, and affection during the other 364 days a year.

Of course most ladies love it. I'm thinking primarily for two reasons. Reason one: We buy them crap. Reason two: Their lunkhead boyfriends/husbands actually acknowledge their existence for a change instead of farting and asking them to bring a beer if they're near the kitchen.


I am a guy, and I find your post sexist.

That attitude makes your wife feel like she shouldn't have married you, if you constantly walk around saying how unworthy you are to be with her.

If that woman didn't leave a guy that didn't show caring/romance for 364 days, she has some kind of serious issue.

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Sat 02/14/09 05:51 AM



Friday, February 13, 2009

Park Place Billiards
420 Park Place Blvd
Clearwater 33759

2-4-1 unitl 9pm
6$ pitchers 9pm-Close
3$ shot specials 9pm-Close
Raffles and Food

Come in and drink with us on Friday the 13th. 10% of all sales will be donated to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society!


biggrin :banana: shadesdrinksshades :banana: biggrin


My nextdoor neighbor convinced me to go to the castle in ybor. I was the only dude wearing normal clothes in a swarm of leather and self hatred. I win?

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Sat 02/14/09 05:47 AM

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Sat 02/14/09 05:38 AM

my name is ashley im 19 i am looking for a guy who can make me laugh love me for me,doesnt cheat,is romantic,and wants marriage and kids oneday
if you are him message me here


Ashley:

You will change a great deal between now and when you are older. The ways our parents were married at young ages and did not get divorced made them miserable.

Please trust these words of a person you don't know on the internet: trying to find the "love of your life" at 19 will end badly if you actually convince yourself that you have found him, and that he you.

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Sat 02/14/09 05:33 AM
Water: I feel compelled to say that I would enjoy retorting that, if it did not distract my efforts to flirt with glam.

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Sat 02/14/09 05:21 AM
All those years reading books have proven useless. I don't don't a single emoticon.

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Sat 02/14/09 05:19 AM




HAPPY VALENTINES DAYflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou smooched smooched smooched smooched flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers smitten smitten smitten smitten waving waving waving waving biggrin biggrin biggrin




Hmmmm, what is so happy about it?:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Glam if you didn't live 1500 miles away, I'd be offering to bring you flowers or something.


That is 1800FLOWERS forflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Hiring someone might negate the point ^^

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Sat 02/14/09 05:14 AM


HAPPY VALENTINES DAYflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou smooched smooched smooched smooched flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers smitten smitten smitten smitten waving waving waving waving biggrin biggrin biggrin




Hmmmm, what is so happy about it?:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Glam if you didn't live 1500 miles away, I'd be offering to bring you flowers or something.

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Sat 02/14/09 04:57 AM
Edited by a_shields on Sat 02/14/09 04:57 AM


This one should be fun..

Yesterday, I loaded the dishwasher, and i realized i didn't have any detergent...So....being the ever so brilliant person i am, i improvised..using about half the amount of dish washing liquid. (don't try this at home, folks) This is great motivation for mopping the floor. frustrated Yes, i am so cool...laugh lol, so what are some of your blunders/goofs? Come on people, fess up!


I got sick of stubbing my toe on the table and tripping on power cords, so I flipped my kitchen table upside down and hung it from 2 i hooks in the ceiling with my main computer system on top.


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Sat 02/14/09 04:40 AM

i am trying to use the count function to count the number of people that where hired in different years, but I am having trouble getting it to seperate the different items that I need. I need for it to tell me how many employees that I have in one column and then in the next couple of columns tell me how many were hired in a particular year. I can get one or the other to work, but when I filter the results it also filter the total number of employees to. I am using Oracle9 I believe if that helps.


I do not have the answer to your question, but if you have time, please consider this:

Microsoft and the rest of the software industry have forced people to learn their software without learning the code itself.

It is easier, faster, and better designed if you code it youself (and if that is something you do on a regular basis). Do not be a slave to the latest programmer's whim to move a button or menu bar to a place no one can find it.

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Sat 02/14/09 04:21 AM
Most people of both sexes I have met recently have responded to absolute honesty with wide eyes and the absence of phone calls.

Absolute honesty is not just something for the person you give it to - it is a thing for yourself. I have found it profoundly difficult to admit those true reasons for a thing I have done for various people. I don't believe I have ever stopped to help a woman change her tire or carry something heavy without the thought of sex crossing my mind. That might not have been the reason I helped her, but the thought occurs to me.

This is absolute honesty:

Woman: "Thank you for stopping to help. This would have taken much longer if I had to do it alone."
Man: "You are welcome, and I am happy to have helped someone. Before I leave, I would like to say that I am currently fantisizing about having sex with you, and will continue to do so until distracted by a female of your attractiveness."
Woman: "..." , "..." , "..."

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