Topic: "Prostate Check-up"~~lol!!
Redsoxfan1's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:18 AM

Jay goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.

Jay obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.'

Again, Jay obeys and says, '99.'

The doctor says, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'

Jay begins, 'One ... Two ... Three'

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Mon 12/22/08 07:52 AM
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Redsoxfan1's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:54 AM

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Glad you liked it!!:tongue:

mesquitemade1's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:57 AM
hey....where's that doctor located ?.....it's about time for a check-up.......lol

TheRel's photo
Tue 12/23/08 10:50 AM
i dont think i need that test yet but hey its a "needed" precaution , so where she at

keepthehope's photo
Wed 12/24/08 12:03 AM
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TheCaptain's photo
Wed 12/24/08 07:37 AM
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