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Topic: Good Jokes?
ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 08:29 PM
Anyone got any good jokes? Funny Dating stories? Or anything else Just randomly Hysterical? I am tired on all the "Poor me" topics in here... Anyone want to help me Lighten things up???

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:30 PM
hmm....what do you call cheese thats not yours?

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76433	Wed 10/28/09 08:30 PM
Hummm funny I have not seen any poor me topics in the general area

ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 08:30 PM
hmm....what do you call cheese thats not yours? What?

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:31 PM


Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 10/28/09 08:32 PM
one box says to the other box...your such a square the end

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:33 PM
Nacho cheese

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Wed 10/28/09 08:33 PM
hmm....what do you call cheese thats not yours? What? soooo, as you're new, i'd like to point you to the jokes forum about half way down the forum list. that's where this thread's going to end up being moved to anyway...

ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 08:34 PM
Hummm funny I have not seen any poor me topics in the general area OK, Recent Posts... Disturbing, but something we should all know - yeah that doesn't sound like a bummer... Films You Hate - why not films you like? Did someone tell you they love you today? - part 6 - and if they didn't does that mean you suck at life? FDA Approves Spraying Meat With Viruses - yet another positive one.. I can keep going, but i think i proved my point..

ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 08:35 PM
hmm....what do you call cheese thats not yours? What? soooo, as you're new, i'd like to point you to the jokes forum about half way down the forum list. that's where this thread's going to end up being moved to anyway... Thank you...

ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 08:36 PM
Nacho cheese HAHAHHAA

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:38 PM


boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 10/28/09 08:40 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one asks the other, does this taste funny to you

HockeyChick Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 4194	Wed 10/28/09 08:40 PM


redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:40 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76433	Wed 10/28/09 08:41 PM
The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly thehypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "****" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.

wolfchic Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 8036	Wed 10/28/09 08:44 PM
Very Cute!

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 10/28/09 08:50 PM


ReadyF0rM0re Joined Thu 10/22/09 Posts: 131	Wed 10/28/09 10:58 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one asks the other, does this taste funny to you LOL

I3illyl3oy Joined Tue 10/27/09 Posts: 113	Wed 10/28/09 11:00 PM
ok so theres 2 muffins sitting in the oven, one muffin looks over at the second muffin and said "dam its getting hott" the second muffin looks over and yells "HOLY **** ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"