Oh I get it, you spit him out cause you got a tummy ache! Thats a good joke! At first I thought you meant something else but now I totally understand!
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Oh great now his wife senses a threat and is screaming "you're crazy! You're crazy you *******!" It's sad how much she wants me!
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Another lovely cannibal, I'm no angel trust me!
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No he doesn't want to marry me, I just asked that prick and he said "seriously, shut the f*** up and stop kicking my door a**hole!" Hes so weird!
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Cannibal, but a very nice person still.
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I'm lost in tagalog where did Mikey go? I have this guy from Africa asking me to sign onto google and talk to him, he promises he won't scam me and tells me I'm his best friend. I think I really trust him. ![]() ![]() Hes n my heart..cant pull him out..and dont have plan of pulling him out either.. ![]() ![]() |
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I feel like listening to Sublime as loud as my stereo will go, my neighbor hates that so I do it often. He once called the police and reported me as a drug dealer because I was up all night and always had people over, even though he knew I was a comedian, the police showed up and asked no further questions after I told them that was all it was. So now I "accidentally" do things that annoy him. He's just jealous of my beauty.
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I'm lost in tagalog where did Mikey go? I have this guy from Africa asking me to sign onto google and talk to him, he promises he won't scam me and tells me I'm his best friend. I think I really trust him.
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Dont worry mate there probably got me in that conversation as well...up to me freakin neck. ![]() ![]() ![]() We were just talking on how to eat you alive and how do we start whenever you set a foot here in the Philippines. ![]() Hahaha..I just told her how will I eat mikey... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Do they really have freak shows there?! We don't have them in the states, we can't do anything fun anymore.
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When I was in Australia they called me the kangaroo with a front tail. I forget why... I know what a dingo is, here in colorado we have man eating wolves, literally we had our first wolf attack recently. The man shows no signs of being a werewolf but I'm ready if he does!
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I assume anyone speaking in another language is talking about me. Where is that dang "I'm so vein" smiley icon?
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I dunno, I have some writing that needs done sometime between now and friday. I might though. Sleep is overrated no one looks up from their death bed and says "I wish I slept more!" That was no true story, in my true stories I compare myself to a much much more masculine dog.
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I'm glad you guys found that funny, it just popped into my head and I thought it was way to funny to keep there!
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Aussies might supply it but Americans say thank you for bringing the booze atleast... I couldn't come up with anything clever,
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I threw a rock at a man once for spending too much time looking at me. I was so shocked when the mirror broke... That is my horrible secret, I can't tell real from reflection and it confuses and angers me, like a poodle. ![]() ![]() |
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I threw a rock at a man once for spending too much time looking at me. I was so shocked when the mirror broke... That is my horrible secret, I can't tell real from reflection and it confuses and angers me, like a poodle.
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Topic:
Things you do alone
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Have an extremely angry nearly violent argument. I'm not crazy this other guy is an a*****e.... I'm sorry the other me speaks before we think.
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I got hung up at work but I got on here as soon as I could! I'm happy for you guys! I realize I'm little more than a stranger but Mikey seems like a really good guy, I look forward to seeing you both in the forums here!
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