i think the obvious answer is multiple orgasms.

the answer is ALWAYS multiple orgasms.

yeah i would date jill if she dyed her hair black

this is truth.

once you meet someone online in person, the whole attraction process starts alll over again

gotch chicks are crazy. crazy women are the best sex partners.

therefore goth chicks are the best sex partners.

i wouldnt call goth the the very best flavor of woman but theyre definitely top 5.

Vote: Rock

everyone ive ever met from california has been bat**** insane

if people had called him a cripple and made a joke about how awesome it is to walk and how he cant or whatever, THAT wouldve been rude.

calling him on a self-indlugent, pity thread is not. it was the truth.

theres a distinct difference.

and ever if you opinion was that he wasnt being self-indulgent or hypocritical, thats irrelavent. everyone is entitled to their opinion and response as long as its not personally damaging.

just because someone says something you dont like to hear, doesnt make it rude. the truth should never ever be squelched so that the overly sensitive wont have to look at meanie words.

if your definition of respectful is babying overly sensitive people, then no, i am not respectful.

i want a link to the thread shes so up in arms over.

you cant always cater to the people with the weakest sensibilities.

whats "smart azz" to you is hilarity to someone else.

not everyone needs to be molly coddled.

you sir are a god amongst men

i want to know all about the creepiest ways men have appraoched you AND things that men have done to completely ruin his otherwise good chances with you.

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down

"He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say"

I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue

you too, tx

i'd golden shower the person above me

Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is irad8you?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is irad8you?

he go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is irad8you?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can he be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well he glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
he's a double-dealing divo with a taste for thievery,
His itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is irad8you?

move on as quickly as possible. "many years" is way toooo long.

everyone else will tell you move on whenever youre ready.

bull****.

the longer you sit and wallow in your own self-pity, the more you miss out on other oppurtunities for happiness.

sleep with 10 other women and see how much of a unique snowflake angel she was.

stop being the victim, man. do you want to be guy who sat at home, eating hagen dasz, crying to love songs and e-harmony commericals? or do you want to be the guy who dusted himself off, went out and found a new woman and had a happy life.

shes not sitting at home writing morose forum topics over YOU, dude.

pick your sac back up off the ground, dust it off and go find you a new one. theres a TON out there.

do NOT compliment her looks, and do not try to sound like some kind of 1970's poet by saying her eyes are like pools from heaven or some dumb ****. girls like this if they know you and like you, but its creepy from a stranger.

heres a thought: how about you dont compliment her until she does something genuinely worth complimenting? why would you just offer up praise for no reason?

not every woman is worth complimenting.

chicks if nothing else, are very socialized and will smell your desperation from a mile away.

smells what The Rock is cookin'

seconded.

now once you get the up and down motion going, were in business.