lmao

thank you

thank you

16 candles

footloose

splash

flash dance

heck, any movie made between 1980-1988.

If you want a gentlmens opinion. Your appearance is enchanting and lovely.


If you want a typical male opinion. I'd do ya.

Or, you can use your god given women abilities to mess with his mind.... without hurting him I mean, tell him your an amputy and that you have no legs. If that doesn't work...well, I know ppl who will beat him up for money.

just put a slice of cheese on everything, it melts and makes it taste better.

indeed

don't forget that prince charming is a bigomist, or a pimp, he saved and marries snow white,sleeping beauty, and cinder.

and all these movies promote witch craft, mind altering drugs.

strange zone is a good term, the zone grows stranger every passing year.

Heck, when he was getting his "facts" he fired all the scientist that didn't agree with him.

P.S. George Nori rules!!! the planet is warming up, then again so are all the planet in the solar system. did your car leave a carbon foot print on mars?

YAY, it has no place in goverment.

2000 years ago a man went around telling everyone how wonderful it would be if we were all nice to each other....then the nailed him to a tree.




there is an old saying in the windy city, the only thing worse then a politician is a child molester...the bible is more forgiving for both.

We used to make something similar to this but we called it chuckwagon stew. It had beans/hot dogs/ground beef and ketchup/mustard/brown sugar/spices. It was served over toast and the kids love it.


In chicago we call this sh%t on a shingle.

OK, here go the beans

Cadillac Baked Beans:

start with 2 cans of your fav bean(even vegi)
8oz. bacon (you can sub turkey bacon)
8oz. kalbasa(also sub turkey kalbasa)
8oz. chicken breast (yes you can use turkey too)
1 whole onion chopped
1-2 spoon full minced garlic
1/2 tsp. ground clove (optional, rather costly)
1 tsp. thyme (very important)

put the beans in the pot under low burner, add the ground clove and thyme.
cut the chicken and kalbasa into bite size pieces, as well as chop the onion.
fry up the bacon(cast iron skillet works best), not crispy, chewy (I add alittle brown sugar on it as I fry it). put aside to chop into bite size.
using the bacon grease, fry up the chicken with the minced garlic until chicken is done, then toss into your pot.
fry the kalbasa and onion the same way at least until the onion is cooked, add it to the pot with the bacon. when the beans are ready its ready.

I make this every time I go camping, my friends demand that I do. Its good eatin, just eat it in the dark.
The thyme is important because believe it or not it won't give you gas.

I also have a really good recipe for baked beans...call them my cadillac beans.

Monkey bread, its easy, really GOOD, and you both can make it.



4 tubes of biscuits (10 count each)
1 cup of sugar/seperated (I prefer brown)
1 stick of butter
2 tsp. vanilla extract/seperated
paper or plastic bag
round baking pan

-grease the pan-cut each biscuit into 4 pc.- put some sugar in your bag with some of the biscuit pc. and shake-place each piece in greased pan-take the butter,rest of the sugar,vanilla and melt it all in a sauce pan-pour it over the biscuits and bake in the oven at 400 for 35-40 min.-pop it out of your round pan onto a plate-let cool-serve as a coffee cake.

the only way to eat it is with your hand, enjoy

I'd spend all my money on a bag of kush, and bake all that day.

Then I want my body preserved just like Col. Sanders....In 11 herbs and spices.

I don't need a computer for that, I do it the old fashion way.

Thank You anyway.

OK...

you have to forgive me, the only thing I know how to do on this thing is check my e-mail and look up porn.