its so true and amazing how idiots can B.S. to get a job, but can't even tie their shoes.

I was a pirate, and I will be again. just as soon as I can get the Jolly Roger out of hock(sound pervers, but its not)

and when I do I'll wake up the foodog, call in the bunny with the pancake helm (again, sounds pervers, but is not)and proceed to loot and pilage that Denny's I'm banned from.

I know what they want, they want to play mind games with you until you figure out what they want. thats why they end the arguement with "you just don't get it".
they like to take things that need no logic, twist it around into a collosal waste of time. then get mad at you if you don't see the effort she made.

slowride

I'm sorry, I have to point out that Napolean tried to kill himself with expired poison. I also must drink in the irony that his fate was met by his wife. no pun intended

I just saw one....oops, they got her. never mind.

p.s. anyone know how to smoke banana leaves.

I'm going to pay my rent, If theirs anything left, I will buy rum. How's bout you's?

take my time? Time is fleeting, it turns into days that turn into years. I've stopped counting the years. maybe thats why I keep forgetting how old I am.

I like popcorn, these days its harder to get out of my teeth.

he must be good, she's tellin everybody.

The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that. But the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind couldn't detect.


"Joan of Arc"

its nice to be optimistic, if you keep in mind that the winners are the ones who get to write history, the ones who don't get to repeat history

Hi the four seasons in chicago are:

Almost winter;

Winter;

Still winter;

and Construction;



to paint a better picture, on say a heavy snow day, you start buy waking up 3-4 hours before you have to be anywhere.
put on 3-4 layers of clothing, grab a shovel and start bigging a trench from your door to your car, then dig out the car.
at this point you may find that the car lock is frozen, you could stand there in the wind chill trying to heat up the key with a lighter(better to use amona in a squirt bottle).
final; after getting in your car, put the key in the ignition, take note, when you turn the key your car is going to speak clearly and in fluent english..."HELLNO.NO.NO.NO.NO....", try it again"NO.NO.No..".

if this happens, do not worry, there is still hope. the only time there is no hope is when turning the key makes the dome light dim out.

if that does happen, at this point you should have a good reason for calling off work.

hope that helps.

High, I'm not a gay woman, but I'll give it a try.

Don't you just dig this dancing banana, lmao. lol

Hello, see I responded.

I love this dancing banana

when it is said "looking for a good man" it seems to imply "good looking" or "wealth" on top, and nice/smart/funny/personality all at the bottom.
You really looking for a good man, look at the end of the line, they always finish last.

What is the idea of a good man, it tends to very from person to person?

Hi, love the collar.