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jackalopeknight Joined Fri 12/26/08 Posts: 101	Sat 01/03/09 06:38 PM Edited by jackalopeknight on Sat 01/03/09 06:38 PM
You ever have a dream that you are a fireman putting out a fire in a smoke alarm factory..... Then wake up to find yourself standing in bed and peeing on your alarm clock?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 01/03/09 06:39 PM
That's how I start my morning.

Amy1968 Joined Sat 11/22/08 Posts: 1	Sat 01/03/09 06:40 PM
Oh my gosh, too funny

GlamorousLyly Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 942	Sat 01/03/09 06:45 PM
You ever have a dream that you are a fireman putting out a fire in a smoke alarm factory..... Then wake up to find yourself standing in bed and peeing on your alarm clock? NO BUT I HAVE MY EX BROTHER IN LAW, PEEING ON MY NIGHT STAND TABLE NEAR MY HEAD .HE WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT AND INSTANT OF OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR HE OPEN THE WRONG DOOR .I JUMP LIKE CRAZY CAUSE HE SCARE THE HELL ON ME .

jackalopeknight Joined Fri 12/26/08 Posts: 101	Sat 01/03/09 06:49 PM
You ever have a dream that you are a fireman putting out a fire in a smoke alarm factory..... Then wake up to find yourself standing in bed and peeing on your alarm clock? NO BUT I HAVE MY EX BROTHER IN LAW, PEEING ON MY NIGHT STAND TABLE NEAR MY HEAD .HE WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT AND INSTANT OF OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR HE OPEN THE WRONG DOOR .I JUMP LIKE CRAZY CAUSE HE SCARE THE HELL ON ME . that happened to me too, but he got my waste can instead of the nightstand. lol

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Sat 01/03/09 06:49 PM
shocking

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 01/03/09 06:51 PM
No...but I did wake up one night hearing a noise, to find my drunken ex-husband standing at my newborn daughter's crib and peeing all over her

GlamorousLyly Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 942	Sat 01/03/09 06:55 PM
You ever have a dream that you are a fireman putting out a fire in a smoke alarm factory..... Then wake up to find yourself standing in bed and peeing on your alarm clock? NO BUT I HAVE MY EX BROTHER IN LAW, PEEING ON MY NIGHT STAND TABLE NEAR MY HEAD .HE WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT AND INSTANT OF OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR HE OPEN THE WRONG DOOR .I JUMP LIKE CRAZY CAUSE HE SCARE THE HELL ON ME . that happened to me too, but he got my waste can instead of the nightstand. lol IN FACT I WAS DREAMING THAT I AM IN THE HEAVEN ,AND THAT SOUND WAS A RIVER NEAR ME. WHEN I OPEN MY EYES WAS SO DARK AND A BIG DUDE NEXT TO ME STANDING UP PEEING NEXT TO MY EARS

GlamorousLyly Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 942	Sat 01/03/09 06:57 PM
No...but I did wake up one night hearing a noise, to find my drunken ex-husband standing at my newborn daughter's crib and peeing all over her OMG !POOR BABY

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 01/03/09 07:02 PM
No...but I did wake up one night hearing a noise, to find my drunken ex-husband standing at my newborn daughter's crib and peeing all over her OMG !POOR BABY lol....yeah, she was gasping...and he was too after I got a hold of him

naughtygrl Joined Mon 11/10/08 Posts: 4	Sun 01/04/09 07:17 PM
no

freeonthree Joined Tue 06/19/07 Posts: 2407	Sun 01/04/09 10:19 PM
No...but I did wake up one night hearing a noise, to find my drunken ex-husband standing at my newborn daughter's crib and peeing all over her How many times did you shoot him for that ?

keepthehope Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 4263	Mon 01/05/09 12:05 AM
No...but I did wake up one night hearing a noise, to find my drunken ex-husband standing at my newborn daughter's crib and peeing all over her Please tell me you knocked him in the head with something! That is horrible. When I got through with him, he would never drink again!!

jackalopeknight Joined Fri 12/26/08 Posts: 101	Wed 01/07/09 03:52 PM
lmao

SchnaughtTrew Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 47	Wed 01/07/09 04:38 PM
how about dreaming that you drank the world's largest margarita and waking up to find salt on the rim of your toilet bowl...................................................................................................................be happy that you didn't eat the worm.