One of the funniest ones was a guy singin' "Please,please,please by James Brown ...

I'm gonna' make copies of the funniest ones and give em' to friends....

Yea...these were people that probably never heard their voices on tape before and assumed that they could actually sing. The ones doing country standards were the best...and the ones with little kids singing childrens songs. God...

...I bought an old reel-to-reel tape recorder at a pawn shop (I collect tape recorders). The thing was petty old...from the 50's and needed some work to get it working again. The shop owner gave me a huge bag of old reel-to-reel tapes so I decided to listen to a few...and I never laughed so hard in my life. 30-40 year old recordings of people singing into their then brand-new tape recorders to see how they sounded. Some wound up becoming like some wierd drunken Karaoke experience from hell....God they're funny.

Meg...so glad to see you back. Missed ya'.

A necklace made of garlic cloves.

How ya' doin' today, ladylid?

Good morning!

G'mornin' Cy!

8;00 a.m.

What time is it out there for you over the pond?

Who wants some coffee?

William S. Burroughs

God had her wings clipped to prevent her from running away to join the circus.

Likes to put me in my place when I get out of line.

Once had a CAT scan just to see her thoughts.

Only gets drunk on days that end with the letter y.

Starred in a spy porno called James Bondage.

Invented a machine that does all her paintings for her.