Uh.....NO!
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Is publishing a book with a sandpaper cover so it will mess up all the other books in your library.
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Makes home drug deliveries on roller blades.
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Had 3 tons of sand dumped in her house so she could live in a sandbox.
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Former Loverboy groupie.
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Once got a DUI on a skateboard.
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Watches soap operas.
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Thinks the band The Police are really police.
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Squeals with delight whenever she sees me on Mingle.
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Scorpio - The orderlies are upping his medication |
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that is just mean He is on Santa's naughty list |
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Teaches dogs the missionary position.
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Can do 20 push-ups with her tongue.
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Has a Slip-n-Slide in her bedroom.
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" She's insane to a spectacular degree...."
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"It's like un-raveling a sweater that someone keeps knitting....and knitting...and knitting..."
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"You complete me."
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Wondering who's talking to who....
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Snorting huge lines of coke off her family pictures.
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Sniffing her undies.
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