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      Is publishing a book with a sandpaper cover so it will mess up all the other books in your library.  
    
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      Makes home drug deliveries on roller blades.  
    
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      Had 3 tons of sand dumped in her house so she could live in a sandbox. 
     
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      Former Loverboy groupie.  
    
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      Once got a DUI on a skateboard.  
    
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      Watches soap operas.  
    
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      Thinks the band The Police are really police. 
    
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      Squeals with delight whenever she sees me on Mingle.  
    
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He is on Santa's naughty list     
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      Teaches dogs the missionary position.  
    
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      Can do 20 push-ups with her tongue.  
    
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      Has a Slip-n-Slide in her bedroom. 
    
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      " She's insane to a spectacular degree...."
     
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      "It's like un-raveling a sweater that someone keeps knitting....and knitting...and knitting..." 
    
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      "You complete me."  
    
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      Wondering who's talking to who.... 
      
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      Snorting huge lines of coke off her family pictures.  
    
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      Sniffing her undies.  
    
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