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sand in pants
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need help with scary movies.
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yea lady in white was pretty trippy...
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fred flinstone
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Johnny's dead frog
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little johnny came down the stairs one morning, pulling a dead frog behind him on a string (thud thud thud)
he walked down the street, to the bus stop all the time dragging the frog (thud thud thud) he took the bus downtown to the brothel, walks through the doors up to the host desk (thud thud thud) "I need a girl please" the clerk says "sorry son, but you're too young for this just yet, go home". little Johnny lays a 20 on the desk. and the clerk directs him down the hall to his left. So little johnny starts off (thud thud thud) stops in his tracks and runs back. "Oh i forgot! she has to have genital herpes" "nonsense," the clerk says, "all of our girls are clean". Little johnny lays a 50 down.... " up the stairs, down the hall, fourth door on the right" So little Johnny goes off (thud thud thud) A little while later, he comes back down the stairs, still dragging his frog... As he leaves, the clerk stops him and says " I can understand the curiousity at your age, but why the herpes?" And little Johnny says "Well when i get home I'm gonna skrew the babysitter and she'll get the genital herpes, and then, daddy will drive her home and she'll give him the genital herpes, then, mommy and daddy will have s@x and She'll get the genital herpes. And in the morning, after daddy goes to work, the milkman will come, and mommy will give HIM the genital herpes, and thats the **** sucker that ran over my frog!!!! |
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Ridiculous Game!
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oh pick meh pick meh! i want to pleh! what seh yeh
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GEOGRAPHY
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NICE!
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try to keep this one going
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this message will self destruct in 5...4...
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sam I am
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Ridiculous Game!
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thank yeh.. i wasn't sure if evereh bodeh was mocking canadians or southpark.. eh babeh
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The letter "R" game..
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rotate
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Think quick! part 2 - part 6
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ocean
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SEries
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tonight, we dine
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why dont u test that out and let us know later? lol is randy jackson related to michael jackson? um no more than chris brown is related to bobby! gasp! whats with the glass slipper? |
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meow mix!
Q. why do fools fall in love?? haha |
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new
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Ridiculous Game!
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No Kitteh, that my chicken pot pie! yeh do I win aneh thing?
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Funky T-shirt Factory...
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If you can read this you've just broken your restraining order haha nice I got a "monday is canceled tee...but thats not half as awesome |
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It's true, one shouldn't sweat the 'loss' of a guy that runs when he hears the word kid. He's not for you. although there may have been chemistry, that person would have to accept them in the long run. Someone's gotta be out there. And you shouldn't worry about reaching another's standards, he should love and accept you for you, munchkins and all!
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*Gasps* She saw me nekkid!
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yea hunni, you're fine, I've had worse moments of 'surprises' w my mom... *shudders* haha. but, she'll learn, you are human...besides, she'll probably push that to the furthest spot in her memory
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