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Topic: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
OrangeCat's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:14 PM
first you give a stupid answer to the person above you..
then you post a really stupid question.

example:
Q: Is the Trans Am a car for transsexuals?
A: If it was, you would have one!!

And...
Q: How do you make black (blood) sausage?
A: Use a cow with Hemorrhoids.


ok here is my stupid question...

Why does time fly when you are having fun?

evian001's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:17 PM
cuz nothing good ever lasts long....ouch.:wink:

chickayoshi's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:19 PM
A: Because you're drunk.

Q: What's the best part of a hot dog?

chickayoshi's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:19 PM
Edited by chickayoshi on Thu 01/01/09 05:19 PM
:tongue:

eastcoastpoet's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:21 PM

A: Because you're drunk.

Q: What's the best part of a hot dog?


A: mustard on your buns


evian001's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:23 PM
the ground stomach bile....yuck

-Q wut time is it.......dang i set myself way up.....laugh

chickayoshi's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:26 PM
Peanut Butter Jelly Time...Peanut Butter Jelly Time.... laugh

Q: What makes a dog drool?

markc48's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:30 PM
Heat
what makes a cat meow?

evian001's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:31 PM
Edited by evian001 on Thu 01/01/09 05:31 PM
oops

markc48's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:41 PM
what did you do step on my cat:wink:

Smilin_eyez's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:49 PM
meow mix!

Q. why do fools fall in love?? haha

markc48's photo
Thu 01/01/09 05:56 PM
for s*x
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

no photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:00 PM
a 1, a 2, a 3, crunch. 3.


in the lion king if mufasa is the head male and mates with all the females, wouldnt simba and nala be bro/sis?

chickayoshi's photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:04 PM
A: rofl How funny! Nala didn't even have another father. Didn't think of that.

Q: How many rolls of toilet paper would it take to tepee a house?

no photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:11 PM
why dont u test that out and let us know later? lol

is randy jackson related to michael jackson?

markc48's photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:13 PM
As many as you can use before you get caught.
what do eggs do to a cars finish?

no photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:27 PM
Edited by OneMinuteUrOnTop on Thu 01/01/09 06:27 PM
ruin it.



piano players r called pianists. how come race car drivers arent called racists?

Smilin_eyez's photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:54 PM

why dont u test that out and let us know later? lol

is randy jackson related to michael jackson?



um no more than chris brown is related to bobby! gasp!

whats with the glass slipper?

keepthehope's photo
Fri 01/02/09 12:08 AM
They didn't have plastic at the time!!

Why do they call animal crackers cookies?

tanyaann's photo
Fri 01/02/09 12:13 AM
Cause it contains sugar.

Why does the pool water turn green when you pee in it?

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