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Screw the beer...it's been one of those days...I'll break out the Jim Beam. Neat or ice? |
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Topic:
wtf - part 5
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Thu 08/20/15 10:09 AM
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Wtf..Shirley Temple with an attitude
Lethal - darl'in I don't see no tear drop tattoo under your eye. In fact right now I can't see your eyes. Why you trying to show us your armpits are shaved anyway? 
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a strong, opinionated women with an attitude. There's a name for them........successful.
What'd y'all think I was gonna say. |
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Bob Seagar - Old time Rock & Roll. I don't know why but it makes me want to dance in my underwear, while wearing sunglasses.
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
on
Thu 08/20/15 09:59 AM
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who is the larger idiot him or the one that keeps going back to him?????
I don't know I'll ask him
Let's grab a couple of cold ones, have a sit down and mull it over a spell. |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
on
Thu 08/20/15 09:55 AM
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no building required. you only need two things... a wick and a match 
and didn't your mechanic recommend the you do both at the same time??? 
My mechanic? �� that guy is an idiot |
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thinking i have the solution ti the professor's car problem You know how to build a bomb? Bloody car. I replaced one stabilizer, now the other side broke. |
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Hm...just realized...I forgot to eat lunch today.
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Thinking...long busy day...very tired...and I hate my car
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^^Hm, then where is the "Whose hand would like to hold thread"?
 
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Topic:
say goodnight . Gracie.
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We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep. William Shakespeare We may be grown up with problems or dispair, but here we play as children do without worry or a care. Norcal Good night everyone
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Topic:
need frnds
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What you need son are VOWELS
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Topic:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?
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I am an official BS detector..ya it's a full time job
Now when you detect BS do you make buzzing noise or does your nose blink red? Or do you just point at the offender like those pooches that detect drugs.
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Topic:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?
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I am a caddie at a miniature golf course Yeah and I work for him |
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Have you noticed how protective they are with a plate of food? . Its like you touch this lady and I will rip you head off. You would think it's the last lot of food they will eat. that drives me cuckoo 
I could be worse than some though because I eat very little so I see it more. So THAT'S what did it. Well, there's one mystery solved.
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Topic:
How old do you feel?
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99 and a 1/2. 
Look everyone it's 2Kids. 2Kids in da houze 
Funny, you don't look a day over 90
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Topic:
Confession
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Wow today I can't think of anything to confess Must have been good 
There's a first time for evrything
Don't you have something to confess? Behind that smile I'm sure there's something that need to come out. We are all family here, bro Let it out Just one moment. I need to get comfortable I think we are going to be here for a long time. Yep ready What me? Nope...nothing....I'm as innocent as a new born baby.
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Topic:
Confession
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Wow today I can't think of anything to confess Must have been good
There's a first time for evrything
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I don't even look at their plate They don't mind taking from your plate Lol very weird or a guy that reaches over and tries your food without asking? That's why they give you those extra forks at them fancy restaurants.....stab.....my food buster.
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Topic:
How old do you feel?
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Today I feel 1000 years old, induced by decision making that affects other people forever. I'm as young as the last girl I touched You don't work for SUBWAY by any chance? |
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aggravated as sheeeeet...I know the law, have memorized code of ethics people if you do not like my answers on when it is appropriate to restrain a child or not or when to report suspected case of child abuse then hire someone young and dumb and teach them the wrong way to do it..friggin waste of my time with that job interview  
Now you didn't bang your head like that at the actual interview did ya? Everyone knows the appropriate time to restrain a child is anytime they're awake.
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