he sounds like a dink....

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 19 May 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

who is having health problems. Please send prayers!!!

I am in stealth,did read your profile.

I think it is very detailed.

yeah we're out here. Women make the greatest friends. A friend will be the one there with you when you're down in the dumps and women are the best people for emotional support. Plus there are plenty of fun activities to do with women outside of sex. Cause believe it or not women can still horse back ride, swim, shoot pool, and many of things that a guy can do with a guy. Pretty much anything a guy can do with a guy he can also do with a woman. And i find doing things as such with women more fun then with guys, cause you are not only messing around playing games but you can make kinda flirty jokes and mess around that way knowing that it will never go any further and or without even trying to push it any further, just fun playing around.

Sorry you get no sympathy from me. You started the game and now you are hurt/disapointed/angry that you lost the game? And on top of it all you blame her. Did you ever think that she is a nice person and was just trying to have friends? Can't your gal friend have other male friends other than you? Isnt that a tad bit controlling? And I bet you can tell me you have never talked to-emailed-or perved another female profile now that you are in this LDR relationship. Got a bridge to sell me also?

well when you sit down, the skirt hikes up a bit so when you stand up, you need to tug it back down to the right length again.