imsingle951


imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 04:36 AM Topic: TRUE LOVE
If you want TRUE LOVE............get a DOG! So very true.

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 03:14 AM Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 11
Im daydreaming about giving a woman a mustach ride without the mustach . Oh, if only some day it could come true

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 01:45 AM Topic: An Online Date
I had a web cam date about 6 months ago. IT WAS TERRABLE!!!!! I had'nt had any kind of sex in so long that my (bear) as I call him,was in hibranation in the cave, and would'nt come out. So I had to go get the pepper to shake in the cave to hopefully make him sneeze. That way when he did sneeze, I could grab him with a waiting pair of tweezers. OMG!!!! What a messs. Instead of of my bear sneezing, I ended up sneezing, and sneezing and sneezing. At one point, and the end of the date, I sneezed so hard that my head lunged forward and hit the web cam, knocking it off the pc screen. And by the time I quit sneezing and got the web cam mounted on to the screen, the woman had logged off. Never heard from her again So I decided that webcam dating was not for me. Too messy. and I hate sneezing.

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 01:14 AM Topic: Have you ever.......
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imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 12:59 AM Topic: Be intimate about this,,,
Pb & strawberry&ham sandwhich.Yummy!!!!! Or pb & Strawberry jam om pancakes. Another Yummy!!!!!

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Wed 06/16/10 12:35 AM Topic: FIGHT!
Well. I truely hope that the two of you have an awsome time

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 06:16 PM Topic: Jobs....
worked in cookie factory gas pumper de-boner in slaughter house dishwasher waiter welder tv repair shop owner machine operator sales clerk manager of strip club manager of xxx theater truck driver

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 05:24 PM Topic: the whining post
How come i can't find my true love or at least a sex slave who will do what i say!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHH if only i was younger and handsome

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 05:19 PM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 35
Your very most welcome. And if I knew that I was going on a trip like that , i would be as excited as a porcipine in a balloon factory!!!!!!

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 06:43 AM Topic: Unreal!!!!
OH WOW!!!!!! That is unreal. Congradulations though

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 05:13 AM Topic: cop on a horse
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad , and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said: 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 05:00 AM Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 35
Glad to hear that you had alot of fun. Yes. Those trips do tend to make a person tired. Get some well deserved rest.

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 04:57 AM Topic: Come on In - part 96
Goodmorning everybody Hope you all have a great day

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 04:48 AM Topic: Disturbing Emails
im the lucky one they write to me from ukrain,and and sutch like places,and only want 500 english pounds,makes you wonder. It would seem to me that if they had any brains, they would first try to find out how you get your income. And what you do for a living before wasting time on a guy like me that only gets a ssdi check once a month to live on. Like, WTF are they thinking?

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 04:02 AM Topic: Disturbing Emails
Right now I have a woman through my Yahoo account ( have no idea how she got that ) telling me that she is coming from Moscow to be with me. Said that she is leaving there by plane this morning headed for my town . Said when she gets here, she wants to move right in with me. Without even meeting me Asked me if I have big bed. Like, WTF. That's a scam... keep talking to her and within a few emails you'll be asked to Western Union her some money to straighten out paperwork or some such.l I already have the feeling thats what is going to happen. So Im already planning on telling her ok. Then wait for awhile, then tell I went down to westren union and sent out the money. Go pick it up. Then wait to see what she says when she descovers the money was not sent. Well. This morning I did get the email that asked me to send $1,000 to her by westren union LOL. Like I didnt see that coming I replied back to her as follows: Ok Tatiana.I will go to the bank when it first opens. Draw the money out,and go to westren Union to send you the money. I am looking forward to seeing you for the first time. I cant wait till you are finally in my arms.All I can think about these days , is kissing your sweet lips, and making slow passionate love to you. Yours Forever, Mike P.S. I just checked my bank account. $2.47.

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 04:00 AM Topic: Disturbing Emails
Right now I have a woman through my Yahoo account ( have no idea how she got that ) telling me that she is coming from Moscow to be with me. Said that she is leaving there by plane this morning headed for my town . Said when she gets here, she wants to move right in with me. Without even meeting me Asked me if I have big bed. Like, WTF. That's a scam... keep talking to her and within a few emails you'll be asked to Western Union her some money to straighten out paperwork or some such.l I already have the feeling thats what is going to happen. So Im already planning on telling her ok. Then wait for awhile, then tell I went down to westren union and sent out the money. Go pick it up. Then wait to see what she says when she descovers the money was not sent. Well. This morning I did get the email that asked me to send $1,000 to her by westren union LOL. Like I didnt see that coming I replied back to her as follows: Ok Tatiana.I will go to the bank when it first opens. Draw the money out,and go to westren Union to send you the money. I am looking forward to seeing you for the first time. I cant wait till you are finally in my arms.All I can think about these days , is kissing your sweet lips, and making slow passionate love to you. Yours Forever, Mike

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 01:54 AM Topic: Disturbing Emails
Right now I have a woman through my Yahoo account ( have no idea how she got that ) telling me that she is coming from Moscow to be with me. Said that she is leaving there by plane this morning headed for my town . Said when she gets here, she wants to move right in with me. Without even meeting me Asked me if I have big bed. Like, WTF. That's a scam... keep talking to her and within a few emails you'll be asked to Western Union her some money to straighten out paperwork or some such.l I already have the feeling thats what is going to happen. So Im already planning on telling her ok. Then wait for awhile, then tell I went down to westren union and sent out the money. Go pick it up. Then wait to see what she says when she descovers the money was not sent.

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Tue 06/15/10 01:10 AM Topic: What makes Mr or Mrs" Right" in your opinion
My Mrs Right: 30 - 45 years old Looks great in a tank top and shorts Loves spending time in the backyard with the kids Says she loves fishing, but squirms when baiting a hook Pretends to like things I like, even though she has no clue Can plan things without asking for my approval Takes time to show affection, even if shes running late Looks great in cheap sunglasses Likes dancing with me in her socks, on the kitchen floor Knows that a man needs man things, but the most important thing is his woman by his side, through thick and thin. Not affraid to get dirty but cleans up nice Last but not least, shes gotta have cute toes lol Sounds corny I know...but you asked. What he said. But 45-60. And a bit on the controlling side

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Mon 06/14/10 06:45 AM Topic: High Maintenance ..
I don't eat much so I will be a cheap date They have 3 hotdogs for a $1.00 at local 7/11. Interested?

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Mon 06/14/10 06:37 AM Topic: Disturbing Emails
Right now I have a woman through my Yahoo account ( have no idea how she got that ) telling me that she is coming from Moscow to be with me. Said that she is leaving there by plane this morning headed for my town . Said when she gets here, she wants to move right in with me. Without even meeting me Asked me if I have big bed. Like, WTF.

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