I don't listen, I don't remember, and I don't care . . .

I guess that makes me pretty good. Go ahead. Tell me something.

6'3" 300 pounds, Comp Sci degree (with honors), sold my high school their first home computer, hot date is Museum of Science & Nature + IMAX Movie and discussing string theory over Indian food, showers before and after sex (which I haven't had in a long time . . . er, the sex), has numerous disorders, rashes, and allergies . . . this thread makes me sad. I'm gonna eat some whoppers and watch Shark Week on A&E.

Oh, I forgot . . . I call my mom almost every day . . .

Yep, I would live someone else's life . . . Popeye, I think.

My intelligence explodes from me in funny, witty quips (often interwoven with sexy innuendo) in an unexcpected, flatulant manner . . .

wait, forget that last part

Are day old Sunday Bests okay to wear on Monday?

<<<--- How about Church shadow?

Bry

Give me your bank info and I promise no one "else"* will ever use it.

*else meaning any one but me and all of the entities and/or persons to whom I sell.grant or otherwise share said account information with, etc., blah-blah-blah, grab your ankles now . .

Bry

The grass is only greener on the other side if there is a fence in-between.

My mother says I was always nice . . . when I was asleep.

Mine says "Dork".

I smell outdoor sex . . . I'm in!!

But with me they need to cut off the INTERNET.

Bry

I want to date you . . . I just don't want to go on a date WITH you.

Is that too hard to understand?

Bry

Elbonia . . . apparently all the computer jobs are there now.

I once had some money on paper . . . then the economy tanked . . . now I have a tax debt. Funny how that ethereal money remains REAL . . .

I reckon I'll print some Obama Bucks to pay it off . . .

<<<--- Has a 10,000,000DM (Deutche Mark) note printed January 1, 1923 on only one side of the paper when Germany paid France and England for WWI. Priceless? More like Worthless.

The simple fact is that we all will have to get used to the idea of having less "STUFF" . . . thankfully, there is now more of "ME" to love!!

Bry

Sorry about the double post . . . that was my other personality.


OP, let me get this straight . . . you listened to this person for five and a half hours?!?!?!?

Dear OP:

You're NUTZ!!

We love you very much. Please get help. Sorry about the protection order.

Love,

Bry

OP, let me get this straight . . . you listened to this person for five and a half hours?!?!?!?

Dear OP:

You're NUTZ!!

We love you very much. Please get help. Sorry about the protection order.

Love,

Bry

OP, let me get this straight . . . you listened to this person for five and a half hours?!?!?!?

Dear OP:

You're NUTZ!!

We love you very much. Please get help. Sorry about the protection order.

Love,

Bry

OP, I sent you an e-mail saying I was broke, homeless, and in need of a bath and a soft bed, but that I have a guitar and two cans of vienna sausages and I am a true romantic . . . why haven't you picked me up yet?

Neener, neener, neener



Bry

It is a shame that there are not more people willing and able to act. It is also unfortunate that there are so many negative consequence for acting. Afterall, the message from the police is "give them what they want and walk away unharmed and let the police catch the criminal", which seems to have happened in this case.

What DID you expect the other people to do? Put themselves in harm's way in notifying the drivier? Sneaking a call to the cops (which is probably what I would have tried to do). Pulling the emergency stop?

While I agree that we should be empowered to do more and should feel responsible for doing something, I do not believe that you can judge anybody on that bus except for the criminal performing the act. Afterall, you were not there.

Sorry that happened.

Bry

You had me all the way up to FRIENDLY.

<<<--- Jovial, wry, witty, clever, compassionate, generous.

Good luck in your search. Be careful and KNOW WHO YOU ARE KISSING . . .



Bry

East-Dallas Present & Accounted For

<<<--- Although it does not explain my tardiness.