Community > Posts By > bry11calcool
This has been one of my favorites for a long time.
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I learned that shoes from the grocery store are NOT cool.
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WOW!!!
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Can I have an order of moderate naughtiness, please?
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Yep, my daughter texted me on her way to school. Made my whole day.
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Phuque this one is for you
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Threads need to be digested into Poop before they are ready for my contribution.
Phuque cleaned the Poop from her dining room before my arrival (true story). Was it consideration? Or just making room for mine? |
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Same sex marriage...
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I wouldn't wish that proclivity on anyone. In many cases it's a very sad existence.
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All right . . . do people really come to this forum? . . . ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Restless Leg
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Drinking too much fluid gives me restless bladder syndrome
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Pssssst! I've Got A Secret!
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I can keep my secrets.
Yours I'll pass along to someone more reliable. |
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How you doin'?
Don't mind that suspicious bulge . . . it's just some mushy Milk Duds. |
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Restless Leg
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I've got one leg that keeps getting up at night . . .
the other two are fine. |
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If she's willing to follow an order (even if motivated by anger or spite) it'll be better than wondering . . . one bite in and you'll have your answer.
Besides, once one does something for you and you show your appreciation, the other Attention Whores will start clamoring for your attention and cat-fighting to your amusement. So, who's suspicious of me now? |
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Put bail money in your shoe!!
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Im BACK!!!!!
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I've notified the Marshalls.
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Topic:
date tonight
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Are you buying?
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Topic:
wuzup ladys
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not willing to post your bail.
Wazzup?!?!?! |
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I am here, but my profile says LURKER on this site.
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Topic:
Lesbians near DFW area?
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You only want what you can't have . . .
come to the city and you'll want a Sugar Daddy like me. |
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Topic:
anyone free sat??
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Not free, but 50% off.
Top or bottom? |
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Tell them "One of you make me a sammich . . ." . . .
see which one does. |
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