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Fri 01/12/24 02:35 PM
HIS HIGHNESS

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Fri 01/12/24 02:03 PM
My Wonderful Mama Use to Say:

You Better Eat Your Ice Cream
or else you Won't Get Your Broccoli. :angel:

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Fri 01/12/24 01:53 PM
HAIR TODAY
COMB TOMORROW

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Fri 01/12/24 01:09 PM
I Meant - Where does a 500 Pound Gorilla Sit. smooched

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Fri 01/12/24 01:08 PM
Jaan :

Actually I do Not have a Dog,

I have a Silverback Gorilla.

The Joke is :
Where does a 500 Pound Wife Sit ?

Anywhere She Wants. love

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Fri 01/12/24 12:32 PM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 01/12/24 12:32 PM
So Far, I have Met 666 Women. smokin

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Fri 01/12/24 08:03 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 01/12/24 08:03 AM


My Name is

Elmer J. Fudd

Millionaire. I Own a Mansion and a Yacht. bigsmile


Dang, that Elmer J Fudd is a lucky sausage :joy:


Jaan :
Please Don't Use the Word Sausage.

My Cialis is NOT Working. tears smitten

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Fri 01/12/24 06:51 AM
YOUR ALIMONY

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Fri 01/12/24 06:35 AM
I was the Only Guy Arrested in Kindergarten
for Smoking Oregano. mad

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Fri 01/12/24 06:34 AM

I ordered pizza.



Carebear :thumbsup:

I Love Pizza Topped with :

Ham Hocks and Hushpuppies.

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Fri 01/12/24 05:31 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 01/12/24 05:33 AM
BLACK

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Fri 01/12/24 05:30 AM


The Smartest Animal on Earth is the Dog.

Any Animal that Can Get a Human to
Walk Behind it and Pick Up its Poop
has to be the Smartest Animal on Earth. oops



Poop and Scoop :joy:...


Or if you have a big dog:dog2:...
Shovel and Sweep 🤣🤣



Jaan :
that was Doggone Funny. :laughing: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 01/12/24 05:17 AM
I Prefer Spoons on the Knee
and a good Mouth Harp. biggrin

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Fri 01/12/24 05:10 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 01/12/24 05:15 AM



I Love Full Figured Gals. :heart:


I've been "heavy set" most my life. I've never been with a man who complained about my body (I figure they shouldn't be with me if it's a problem for them) I always felt insecure about myself. I never lie about my weight but I only send a body picture after I know they're ok with dating plus size.
Ultimately though it really does come down to health. In my younger years doctors told me I was healthy as I get old I'm having weight related health problems. It isnt fair to start a relationship when I'm not healthy. I don't want to be a burden to someone I love when I can change that.




Hi Carebear and All beautiful women and handsome men,

A little bit out of topic, but maybe it can help someone.

"The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me."

Sloan Wilson


People usually have free will what they want to choose to eat.
I can recommend you to check carnivore diet and some interesting videos e.g. Anthony Chaffee or Sally Norton videos on youtube.

https://youtu.be/ABxvMRRCUqU

Many people testified how this kind of diet healed them from different kind of diseases such as non alcoholic fatty liver diseases, type-2 diabets, insulance resistance, cardiovascular diseases, blood sugar, blad pressure, cancers, auto immune diseases, autoimmune and inflammatory diseases and so much more or simply it changed their lifes.

In so many cases eating habbits and lack of knowledge about what food contains and how food is influencing on human body ( especially ultra processed foods ) these are the reasons why people are obese and unhealthy.

:tulip:




Thanks Oceane for Your Food Advice.

I Myself Prefer the Doctor Atkins Diet
or the Scarsdale Diet Doctor Herman Tarnower.

One Blow and You Will Not Feel a Thing.

:angel:

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Fri 01/12/24 05:05 AM
RED DAWN


It Reminded Me of Wife Number 4 rofl

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Fri 01/12/24 05:03 AM
MORTICIA ADAMS :heart:

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Fri 01/12/24 04:58 AM
Fridays is :

Thunderbird Wine Night

or Colt 45 Beer Night. drinks

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Fri 01/12/24 04:54 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 01/12/24 04:55 AM
My Name is

Elmer J. Fudd

Millionaire. I Own a Mansion and a Yacht. bigsmile

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Fri 01/12/24 04:49 AM
Well, I'am Still Looking for that Reindeer that Ran Over Grandma. and Where's My 2 Front Teeth ? grumble

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Fri 01/12/24 04:47 AM
Well, I can Love it or Leave it. indifferent

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