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HIS HIGHNESS
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Topic:
Single mothers
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My Wonderful Mama Use to Say:
You Better Eat Your Ice Cream or else you Won't Get Your Broccoli. 
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Topic:
Practicing self-care
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HAIR TODAY
COMB TOMORROW |
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Topic:
UnSmart Hairless Apes
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I Meant - Where does a 500 Pound Gorilla Sit.
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Topic:
UnSmart Hairless Apes
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Jaan :
Actually I do Not have a Dog, I have a Silverback Gorilla. The Joke is : Where does a 500 Pound Wife Sit ? Anywhere She Wants. 
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 01/12/24 12:32 PM
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So Far, I have Met 666 Women.
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Topic:
Viewing member profiles
Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 01/12/24 08:03 AM
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My Name is Elmer J. Fudd Millionaire. I Own a Mansion and a Yacht. 
Dang, that Elmer J Fudd is a lucky sausage 
Jaan : Please Don't Use the Word Sausage. My Cialis is NOT Working.  
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YOUR ALIMONY
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Topic:
Blowing smoke...
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I was the Only Guy Arrested in Kindergarten
for Smoking Oregano. 
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I ordered pizza. Carebear 
I Love Pizza Topped with : Ham Hocks and Hushpuppies. |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 01/12/24 05:33 AM
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BLACK
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Topic:
UnSmart Hairless Apes
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The Smartest Animal on Earth is the Dog. Any Animal that Can Get a Human to Walk Behind it and Pick Up its Poop has to be the Smartest Animal on Earth. 
Poop and Scoop ...
Or if you have a big dog  ...
Shovel and Sweep 🤣🤣 Jaan : that was Doggone Funny.  
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I Prefer Spoons on the Knee
and a good Mouth Harp. 
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 01/12/24 05:15 AM
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I Love Full Figured Gals. 
I've been "heavy set" most my life. I've never been with a man who complained about my body (I figure they shouldn't be with me if it's a problem for them) I always felt insecure about myself. I never lie about my weight but I only send a body picture after I know they're ok with dating plus size. Ultimately though it really does come down to health. In my younger years doctors told me I was healthy as I get old I'm having weight related health problems. It isnt fair to start a relationship when I'm not healthy. I don't want to be a burden to someone I love when I can change that. Hi Carebear and All beautiful women and handsome men, A little bit out of topic, but maybe it can help someone. "The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me." Sloan Wilson People usually have free will what they want to choose to eat. I can recommend you to check carnivore diet and some interesting videos e.g. Anthony Chaffee or Sally Norton videos on youtube. https://youtu.be/ABxvMRRCUqU Many people testified how this kind of diet healed them from different kind of diseases such as non alcoholic fatty liver diseases, type-2 diabets, insulance resistance, cardiovascular diseases, blood sugar, blad pressure, cancers, auto immune diseases, autoimmune and inflammatory diseases and so much more or simply it changed their lifes. In so many cases eating habbits and lack of knowledge about what food contains and how food is influencing on human body ( especially ultra processed foods ) these are the reasons why people are obese and unhealthy. 
Thanks Oceane for Your Food Advice. I Myself Prefer the Doctor Atkins Diet or the Scarsdale Diet Doctor Herman Tarnower. One Blow and You Will Not Feel a Thing.
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Topic:
Favorite movie
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RED DAWN
It Reminded Me of Wife Number 4
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MORTICIA ADAMS
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Topic:
Happy Friday Everyone
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Fridays is :
Thunderbird Wine Night or Colt 45 Beer Night. 
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Topic:
Viewing member profiles
Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 01/12/24 04:55 AM
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My Name is
Elmer J. Fudd Millionaire. I Own a Mansion and a Yacht.
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Well, I'am Still Looking for that Reindeer that Ran Over Grandma. and Where's My 2 Front Teeth ?
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Well, I can Love it or Leave it.
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