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I am a 46 y/o male looking for someone to grow old with. I want a best friend first, I will not hook up, sex can wait. I am in SE Missouri. Well, I Found Many Wonderful Women at the Island of Rikers. |
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She brand new
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Hi everyone, Id like to get to know someone safe, honest, kind, and cool to see if we could potentially be a good fit for partners n life for however long it lasts. I'm a decent person with a budonka-donk behind. Great sense of humor. Seeking similar interested like minded man to chill with once in awhile. And I'm not much of a chatter. Thank you!:) Okay GREAT ~~~~ Can I See Your BUDONKA-DONK 
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Topic:
She brand new
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badunkadunk: (African-American vernacular) voluptuous buttocks, especially of a woman. OHH I See .......... BOOTYLICIOUS 
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Topic:
She brand new
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Hi everyone, Id like to get to know someone safe, honest, kind, and cool to see if we could potentially be a good fit for partners n life for however long it lasts. I'm a decent person with a budonka-donk behind. Great sense of humor. Seeking similar interested like minded man to chill with once in awhile. And I'm not much of a chatter. Thank you!:) BUDONKA-DONK ?? Could You Explain in Detail What that Means ?? 
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what makes you happy?
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What Makes Me Happy is When
the Large Antique Steamer Trunks in my Basement, Stop Bouncing Around. |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Mon 11/27/23 11:54 AM
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I'am a Animal Lover.
The District Attorney calls me a Mature Pig. 
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Summer Flew by
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"LOVE" is Likened to the Summer Morning Wild Flowers
They Bloom in All their Glory, until the Sun comes Out and they Wither and become just a Memory. |
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50 is just a number.
True Love Transcends the Span of Time. We do Not Know the Value of what we have, until it becomes a Memory. |
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This Reminds me of Catholic Primary School, when Sister Innocencia Caught Me Looking at the National Geographic Magazines in the Library.
Curious to know what issue was that? At least National Geographic is a wholesome magazine  .
Native Women of the Amazon Jungle. |
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long term relationships
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How is it going with single ones Ripley's Believe it or not. NOT !! 
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Insanity
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INSANITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
is this Fake Mingle Dating Site.  
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This Reminds me of Catholic Primary School,
when Sister Innocencia Caught Me Looking at the National Geographic Magazines in the Library.
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Yes porn can be bad for a relationship since it can be addictive. TRUE. Just Like Loving Upside Down Pineapples. |
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Topic:
available for fun
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Well I’m an expert Nuru massage therapist And I also do happy ending Are you down to meet me I promise my rates are fair Shazam !! I'am In !! But I have an Elk Sized Nuru, so you will probably have to Charge me Double.
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Topic:
Gang bang
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I m looking local guys for gang bang read Profil Shazam !! I'am in like a Dirty Shirt in a Hamper !! I'am a Loco Guy Looking to Gag Bang. 
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Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ??
Yes they do... I actually caught one on a Deep Sea fishing excursion and the guard slapped it on his chest to show it would stick to him... I actually have a pic of it somewhere on my phone lol... Shazam !! Good thing the Guard didn't Slap the Sucker Fish on his Groin Area !! 
Was suppose to say guide not guard lmao~~~ 
Thanks for the Clarification. I Thought You were on a Prison Ship. |
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Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ??
Yes they do... I actually caught one on a Deep Sea fishing excursion and the guard slapped it on his chest to show it would stick to him... I actually have a pic of it somewhere on my phone lol... Shazam !! Good thing the Guard didn't Slap the Sucker Fish on his Groin Area !!
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Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ??
Hmmmm... Now you've got me thinking.... I've come to conclusion that what we need is... A genuine albino guniea pig 
Public Notice Genuine albino guniea pig wanted... Apply by DM to anyone in this thread except me
Well My Ex-Wife's Lawyer called me a PIG. And when I saw the Monthly Alimony Payments, I Turned WHITE. |
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"LOVE"
is Giving Your Organs to Your Wife, to Save Her Life. Eventhough You Might Die from it. |
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Topic:
New Experiences
Edited by
Unknow
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Sat 11/18/23 03:32 PM
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COW TOSSING. I've heard of cow tipping... Tossing, not so much... Yes, It is a Most Difficult Task. It Helps if you have some Wild Turkey. |
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