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Fri 05/01/15 10:39 PM

Well every girl dream of finding the love of her life,her dream wedding and a happy ever after life.
But after my first love disaster everything is changed.I dnt trust anyone,i became mysterious,scared to let anyone in my life.
Its like he wnt love you enough,just playing.No one is true.
Sometimes i think like do i ever find the love of my life?do i ever fall in love again?Does that fairy love exist?
Can only speak for myself,so lets just say that I'm MUCH MORE cautious about letting anyone near muh :heart: again,felt the pain before,but the lessons were well worth it!:wink:

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Fri 05/01/15 10:30 PM


Where's my wife!!


Did you check under your bed?...:tongue:
You were typing the same time as me and almost the same thing!whoa

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Fri 05/01/15 10:23 PM

Where's my wife!!
Did you check the lobby?surprised Good luck in your search!drinker

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Fri 05/01/15 10:19 PM


I'd like to know if there's any women out there who enjoy the company of thin, bony, stick-armed, pencil-necked men, who can't open a jar of mayonnaise.
Funniest chit in a while!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl drinks drinker

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Fri 05/01/15 10:16 PM

motowndowntown asked >>>
There's been a few posts lately about whether men are intimidated by "intelligent" or "strong" women.

What I'd like to know is; are women intimidated by large, hairy, knuckle-dragging men of limited intelligence?

Also, there's been more than a few posts about whether men like big boned or curvy women.

I'd like to know if there's any women out there who enjoy the company of thin, bony, stick-armed, pencil-necked men, who can't open a jar of mayonnaise.


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Hmmm, you've painted such a marvelous mental image that it's just so darned hard to make a intelligent decision without some real in depth research! noway
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Fri 05/01/15 10:09 PM

Post sweet, funny or weird profile headline.
Use your imagination!flowerforyou
I start with:
I wanna be the one your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you'll never forget.love

"Who's your daddy"?No no,not your father!pitchfork blushing

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Fri 05/01/15 10:00 PM
Edited by Awatersign on Fri 05/01/15 10:04 PM

I'm a Libra (Gemini rising), Moon in Sagittarius, Venus in Scorpio...
I Wish i had mines down pack like that!grumble frustrated

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Fri 05/01/15 09:56 PM

Post here if you're still alive! And especially if you're still in the Mingle forums! We need new and interesting topics! We need you!

Post suggestions for new topics.

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Thu 04/30/15 03:41 PM

First thing anyone sees on the wall when they enter my house is a picture of me shooting a Barrett 50 cal.

My message is you don't know where I have a gun hidden. But I've never had need to use any of them.
Geez,wtf!surprised

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Thu 04/30/15 03:38 PM

did somebody mention BACON??? :banana:



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Geez dude,that is totally disgusting!!frown ill

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Wed 04/29/15 05:01 AM

This thread reminds me of a girl I used to date. Her house always smelled of cat chit. When I started sleeping with her one of her cats would vomit in my shoe.

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Wed 04/29/15 03:44 AM

blimey this is bringin back not good memories lmao.i detest dirty hygiene and dirty homes
Most Virgos are clean freaks!:thumbsup: oops offtopic biggrin

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Wed 04/29/15 03:39 AM
Edited by Awatersign on Wed 04/29/15 03:40 AM


OMGdrool ,the one with the curly hair,I gata meet her,that IS a real woman right?surprised scared I mean the chest look lil flatsurprised ,but if she real,ya GATA hook ya boy up!surprised

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Wed 04/29/15 03:32 AM


^ said the creature with the raging hard... urmmm, raging crush.


Of course I have a ... uh ... crush on msharmony. She is a sexy woman.
However, that is not why I agree with her recent response in this thread.
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Wed 04/29/15 03:23 AM

that happened to mesurprised walked into guys house and the smell knocked me backwards.i said oh sorry just remembered I have to meet my friend and boltedrofl
LMFAO rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 04/29/15 03:20 AM
Then there's going to a smell soon as you hit the door,that alone,can be a deal breaker,good or bad!!

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Wed 04/29/15 03:18 AM
Oh yeah.most definitely,a roach may walk up to me and ask,what am i doing there,:laughing: ,dirty house ya know what I mean?And you can tell if she keeps it that way,what type company she may have there also can say alot!noway

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Wed 04/29/15 03:05 AM
I would,after a thorough background check of course,and if I can't trace it back to me,then that's far enough for me!###GAMEON:banana: :banana: pitchfork bigsmile biggrin

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Wed 04/29/15 02:56 AM
If her azz and smile together looks good from a distance,that I'll be a good start!pitchfork biggrin ,you're welcome dude!!drinker drinker

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Tue 04/28/15 10:45 PM


I tried the casual sites and it was a complete waste of time and money. There's hardly any women on those kinds of sites. And the few that are tend to have lots of baggage. Some of them even had the ordacity to tell me off for being too direct. They expect guys to message them for weeks and months before hooking up.



I know exactly what you need....

It's called a prostitute...smile2
"Exchange ain't know robbery"!bigsmile

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