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JQuest81 Joined Sat 04/25/15 Posts: 4	Fri 05/01/15 09:50 PM
Where's my wife!!

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Fri 05/01/15 10:12 PM
Where's my wife!! dude she was just on here maybe an hour ago,,think she left with the rest of the happy hour crowd,,

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Fri 05/01/15 10:21 PM
Go and find her. Don't you guys go hunting or what ever? Be warned she won't be easily caught. happy hunting.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 05/01/15 10:23 PM
Where's my wife!! Did you check under your bed?...

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Fri 05/01/15 10:23 PM
Where's my wife!! Did you check the lobby? Good luck in your search!

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Fri 05/01/15 10:30 PM
Where's my wife!! Did you check under your bed?... You were typing the same time as me and almost the same thing!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 05/01/15 10:36 PM
Where's my wife!! Did you check under your bed?... You were typing the same time as me and almost the same thing! You were looking over my shoulder, cheater!....

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Fri 05/01/15 10:41 PM
Where's my wife!! Did you check under your bed?... You were typing the same time as me and almost the same thing! You were looking over my shoulder, cheater!.... Copycat!

lynnleeds Joined Thu 05/02/13 Posts: 3491	Fri 05/01/15 11:46 PM
I think she gone shopping

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Sat 05/02/15 08:30 AM
I'm sorry sir, the deep fryer is broken so we are unable to serve fresh wives at the moment. It should be fixed soon so please accept this free apple pie to say sorry for the inconvenience, have a great day, and thanks for stopping by McMingle2!

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 08:33 AM
I think she gone shopping ooooo Lord if she is in the mall with your credit cards she is gonna be gone for awhile

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 05/02/15 08:36 AM
Where's my wife!! I saw her on that 'Cheaters' show

2OLD2MESSAROUND Joined Mon 04/13/15 Posts: 1661	Sat 05/02/15 08:45 AM
JQuest81 asked >>> Where's my wife!! Some one beat you to the rental counter first...check back later; BTW - WELCOME

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 08:48 AM
she's not in my bed... nope.. . or under my bed.... . just don't look in my closet.... . I'm just telling you right now... it was all her idea...

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sat 05/02/15 08:57 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sat 05/02/15 09:16 AM
She's on fire. She's waiting there, around the corner.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 05/02/15 09:13 AM
She's on fire. She's waiting there, around the corner. Well then she may very well be with mr "Fireman"cooling that flame!!

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sat 05/02/15 09:21 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sat 05/02/15 09:26 AM
I saw her on DR. Phil Show. She was blaming you for everything. You completely messed up her life

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sat 05/02/15 10:01 AM
Where's my wife!! I'm sure she's under somebody's desk... Somewhere.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Sat 05/02/15 10:31 AM
I'm sorry sir, the deep fryer is broken so we are unable to serve fresh wives at the moment. It should be fixed soon so please accept this free apple pie to say sorry for the inconvenience, have a great day, and thanks for stopping by McMingle2! McMingle2...!!! LMAO!..I'll take some McBad Advice, along with a side of some McCorny Jokes...heehee

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Sat 05/02/15 01:02 PM
Losing your car keys I can understand, but losing a wife? Where'd you leave her? Is she standing outside the restaurant waiting for you to bring the car around? Is she still standing at the cleaners holding your starched shirts? Did you file a missing persons report with your local Sheriff?