I feel like sex right now. Go ahead and ask me what I feel like in ten minutes.

when you just look up at me and meow with your paws in the air, I don't know what you're saying.

wtf, damage my car and yours better be able to do 170mph if you don't want to get followed home because mine'll do 160.

but most people don't damage my car because of tool playing full blast and lumpy exhaust wtf.

Well people actually pay thousands of dollars for ultra realistic "realdolls" sex dolls, they're made by the same people who create props for film and tv, such as some of the bodies you see on CSI shows. They're completely lifelike, you can even order one in the likeness of your favourite celebrity (not creepy at all).

What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting.

I'd like to make a set of motorbike handlebars from the ribs of people who say scorpios are too intense for a long term relationship.

ew, they touched pensises.

betchya doing it in a fluffy pink shirt with satin trousers and platforms, when you burst into a room blindly and go "hiii girls..."
in like a nasally voice and a hand gay-cocked for emphasis.

I can be a toyboy, but I get a ferrari and I don't clean.

I find favourable resopnse to me just being me on an average day comes variously, on occasion from women of all ages. I find myself not being hit on but just conversation starters where a stranger, a lady, wants you to hang around and chat for a bit. It's pretty awesome when that happens so I hang onto those thoughts as positives in life, they stick in mind happily.

So there's the video store hotty, I think she's about 19 doing university, smart as hell, quite tall and gorgeous, knows it but doesn't tramp it, I dropped a jaw first time I saw her before I caught myself (don't normally like creeping out the kids), and then she approached me, had her following me around the store chatting about movies we like. And I mean you know when you're talking to someone how far their intellect or general knowledge spans compared to yours, and she's up there, I score damn well in IQ tests and had nicknames in school like braniac and walking encyclopedia, she's that type of personality I could definitely tell.

It's lightning in a bottle, but doesn't mean anything necessarily. That was just a nice afternoon that made me happy.

Later saw a mom and her teen daughter exiting a supermarket as I entered, just a fleeting exchange. The mom's eyes and mine met with just a spontaneous natural smile each, very nice looking blonde lady in her thirties, you could tell she had a terrific relationship with her daughter as it was like a litter-mom and her pup walking along, but the daughter also smiled a thankyou as I made room for them, she didn't have to look to her mom for approval, whilst her mom and I just smiled at each other and stepped aside as if for moment in a slow dance together, I swear I almost bowed and she curtsied as we went our separate ways. Perhaps I might see her again there, I'm sure we'd speak if I did.

Now, where I am with all this is just liking the days doing their thing being days in your life. I like to see things develop naturally, but do self govern and won't flourish in something which in any way makes me wince or feel weird. As to where this adventure may unfold, well one should be ready for anything.

Okay well I can do

the Robert Downy Jr I know I had an extra baggy of coke here somewhere...look.
the Donnie Wahlberg caught my finger in the car door but I'm good look.

Mark's a bit of a tuffy. First I'll have to literally suture my calf muscles to the back of my arms to get the triceps right, but then sure, give me a wig and a bottle of hair spray and I'll do a Mark Wahlberg, I'll Mark Wahlberg your socks off.
That kick Dirk Diggler does in his action sequences on Boogey Nights, he stole that off me. Yeah I invented that kick, man. He does it better in platforms.
See how you need those triceps, without it doing the Mark Wahlberg look can just go Liberace levels of gay. You need the tricept flex to punctuate dialoge so it isn't gay.

Could everyone post nakie pics I'll get drunk then we'll pretend it happened.

I slept with all the hot chicks btw. And turned funky franky back to the light side of the Force.

journalists always misreport these studies.

It would've concluded, some degree of cyclic periods of mild stress among the general euphoria that is the working class life, actually lowers risk of heart attack, some cancers, severity of other ailments, etc.
And that would be because biological machines need maintenance too, and more than just clock on and clock off work schedules, they require diversity and variation in order to continue functioning at optimum performance.

So the authors would've surmised that people who're ready with a cynical remark at the drop of a hat, although quite happy go lucky most of the day, generally display a healthier psychological lifestyle than someone who has so much constant euphoria, you porn on their iphone, euphoria pills, euphoria energy drinks, and they're always so happy happy happy that if you ran over their dog they'd pay the damages just feeling so relieved you're not hurt, they. Die. Young.

I would first, using a slide rule and a torque wrench discover through experimentation what conditions did Humpty experience prior to the unfortunate incident and what, if anything had made the outcome likely.
I would then blame it on an assistant and ask the cleaner to pick it up, along with the results of all my experimentation and put them in the bin.

Humpty's family will be pleased to note we are working around the clock to ensure that should other incidents occur there will be someone to blame immediately.

Our motto:
"When life gives you egg-people it's scrambled eggs for dinner."

Unless you go to Mars you're in relationships all the time just to exist and function in any human society.

What the relationship question is all about, is what quality of relationships would you like, particularly where it comes to the home and spousal one?

But relationships per se, that's a default state of human societies. Stressed people have poor ones, happy people good ones, but everyone has them by default.

Well, the logic of this argument is clearly missing a God so in this particular barnyard the local one is a 23rd level Wyrm Red Chromatic Dragon with draconic wizard class and access to 9th level spells...


Well, roll a d20.

I'd just like all of the women in this thread to understand that I am the man of their dreams. If I might seem a little shorter, not as blonde, a bit less buff, than you expected it's because the camera doesn't do you justice, it adds 50lbs and ten years I swear.
But hey, I can do the Matt Damon stupid look, I can do the Brad Pitt I just slept with your sister look, I can do the Jake Gyllenhaal I think I might be autistic look, all of those looks you women love I can do them.

You may have forty of each if you kill six thousand enemies.

Try Occam's Razor OP. When you chase yourself up into your own head, try a hobby instead. Get active, take your mind off being so bored it starts cannibalizing itself over days gone by.

Just think of it as unused energy, use it physically or it'll express itself mentally and that's not so good just after a breakup.
When you've been single a while or are in a good relationship, the very same energy creates imagination instead. It's purely circumstantial that it's doing this to you, but it's up to you how you direct excess inspiration in your life. Do nothing and it finds its own outlets. Best to govern it in a positive fashion.

Got some jobs around the house that need doing? Do them.

My computer is from last century and doesn't handle video chats but I can meet you just down the local shopping centre car park, outside the bank. I'll recognize you if you leave your car running with the passenger door open as I exit the bank, don't mind the balaclava.

What? A date doesn't get any more real than this.

Could the thread have been deleted if it turned into a cosmetic/superficial hate speech contest through its course?

Sometimes arguing posts can ruin a sincere thread. Things like body image and superficial things in dating context can spark controversy and brutal arguments on forums, with a lot of ad hominem. When a thread goes like that sometimes it's best for moderators to just delete the whole thing.