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Do people really use blow up dolls???
A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later. |
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Hahaha! That's a great story!
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Omg and he tried to claim the loss...? Although he did not even manage to keep his blow up doll ? Jeez how embarrassing for him !
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Do people really use blow up dolls??? A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later. At first I was thinking you met Rock, lmfao. 
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Do people really use blow up dolls??? A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later. At first I was thinking you met Rock, lmfao.
Attention, passengers! In the event of a crash landing at sea, your inflatable dolls may be used as a "flotation device". |
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Edited by
2469nascar
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Sun 11/16/14 04:13 PM
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gives a whole new meaning to BLOW up doll
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Them crazy TEXANS,,,,HEHEHEHE
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That's why I love Texas...:-)
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give a whole new meanint to BLOW up doll !
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Do people really use blow up dolls??? A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later. At first I was thinking you met Rock, lmfao.
Attention, passengers! In the event of a crash landing at sea, your inflatable dolls may be used as a "flotation device". So that justifies it; for all those who want to "fly" |
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Well people actually pay thousands of dollars for ultra realistic "realdolls" sex dolls, they're made by the same people who create props for film and tv, such as some of the bodies you see on CSI shows. They're completely lifelike, you can even order one in the likeness of your favourite celebrity (not creepy at all).
What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting. |
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What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting. I guess sex dolls are more flexible & lighter than an actual dead weight. |
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$59.99?.. that's all they cost?
The terracotta soldiers would have been nothing compared to what I had in my basement...had I know they were that cheap. |
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What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting. I guess sex dolls are more flexible & lighter than an actual dead weight. ewwww. Oh, that's cold. At least we can warm up our bobs under some running tap water. |
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What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting. |
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Edited by
HappyGoelucky1
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Mon 11/17/14 11:22 PM
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I heard Bob Marley + Eric Clapton song: I shot the sheriff.
Maybe time to change the lyrics to: I shot the helium doll. 
She sure ran out of helium puff from his house to your backyard He must of been REAL TIRED not to realize where she got to 
I just go to thinking, being helium & all he may like the raised arm and leg air thingy   lol
This is a simple case of: "The one that got (or floated) away" 
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Do people really use blow up dolls??? A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later.  
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