Thanks guys for the support.

It may be in the stars, but you never know!

Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Love you all!!!!!

My life has changed and boy is it nice!!!!!!!

May all my friends have a magical day!

Coffee is ready

Coffee for everyone!!!!


Good morning Everyone!!!!!!!


This is my busy time of the year. Spring means getting horses ready for rides and pastures straight. I now am looking at possible new pasture for my boys. I will try to keep in touch. Just remember my friends.....I love you all and you are all in my heart.....even if I am not online.

I will be back.

I am so glad I don't have that problem anymore!

I love this!!!!!

Best Menopause Question Ever.

Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?


Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !


I'm sorry.... What was the question?

Flame, do me a favor and tell everybody I said HI!
I have meet a wonderful man and now the happiest I have been in a long time. I will fill everyone in later.

Good morning Flame,
Thanks for the coffee!!!

Have a busy day, got to go meet the farrier and get the horses shoed and go by where my daughter works and pick up shots for the horses. Wednesday have to meet the vet for my little horse. The tax account it wanting more information for the estate. So I am going to be busy this week.

Hope everybody is doing great.

Will touch base when I am able.

Got to go get horses, Gary and I are going riding see ya later!!!!

Not a trollop so you didn't miss me

Hey what's up??????

I'm Back!!!!!!

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary

submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my

interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a

little something extra for my wife Julie.. What I came across was a

100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were

supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your

assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I

loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I

was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and

pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of

electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the

face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking

to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries,

right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently

(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that

I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I

must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and

thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give

this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some

assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses

perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and

tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock

and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause

muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would

purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the

while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than

3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy,

bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What

happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side

as to say, 'don't do it dipstick,' reasoning that a one second burst from

such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give

myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my

naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . .

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in

the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and

over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,

with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles

nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest

position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had

never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace,

obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all

over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of

caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!

You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a

violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be

considered conservative?

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that

point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed

the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of

the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from

where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still

twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my

bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I

pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell

was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from

my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward

for their safe return!

P.S. My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and

now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try

being stupid!!!

Thanks for the coffee Andrea!!!!!
Have a good day!!!

I think I might have gotten it right now.

I tried to fix and this is all I got.

Green you are doing good, there is something black in the back of my fridge. Can not figure out what it is....it is in a container. How long have I been without solid food?

Hi and Welcome to Mingle!

You will enjoy it here! If you are looking for a date....well good luck! If you are looking for friends you found the right place.

Come on in and meet the gang, we do not bite. [Most of the time]
Everybody is great and we have a lot of fun. [ignore the guy who posted above me and don't let him scare you off]

Welcome BACK!!!!!