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Tue 03/17/09 05:31 AM
Edited by horsegirl55 on Tue 03/17/09 05:38 AM


Have a Blessed Day!

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Tue 03/17/09 05:29 AM
Good morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Tue 03/17/09 05:27 AM


Good Morning All! Have a great St. Patrick's Day!

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Mon 03/16/09 02:00 PM
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably neverput lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye...


2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"


3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"


4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"


5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.


6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."


7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!"


8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights." 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6."


10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."


11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."


12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."


13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."


14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!


15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

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Mon 03/16/09 08:38 AM

I'm new to this site and wanted to see what it was all about. Some of the posts are a little confusing, guess you had to be there at the time. Hope everyone is having some luck with finding the 'right' person..........I am not. :)


Welcome to the Mingle Site!flowerforyou

Don't know if you will the 'right' person here, but you can make some of the best friends. Stick around post often to let us get to know you and you will get to know us.

This is a crazy group on the 50 and over site, but we are a lot of fun!!!flowers

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Mon 03/16/09 08:25 AM

No, we left under clouds, had to drive clear up into Kansas before the sky REALLY cleared.

I am signing off till later.

Be SAFE all.


See ya' later Sagewaving

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Mon 03/16/09 08:24 AM

OOOOHHHH alright, next time I will drive to HOUSTON.

THEN WHAT????????????????????????????????????????pitchfork pitchfork slaphead waving


You will never know will ya! You didn't drive to Houston.lol

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Mon 03/16/09 08:12 AM

Hey you know you were busy I offered half way :) Us ladies likes the guys to come to us.


I am behind you Carold, we like a man to pick us up! That is the gentlemenly thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon 03/16/09 07:48 AM



Somebody had a hot date????

Come on share, we have rights you know.


Don't think so get your own datelaugh
That is when it starts getting quite :)


Only on the forum....it gets exciting in the background. lol

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Mon 03/16/09 07:38 AM
Edited by horsegirl55 on Mon 03/16/09 07:39 AM

Love the hair style, quite a change.
Hope we get to have coffee or ??, when I am your way in April.


See you in Williamsburg!

Coffee....Yes
???.....NO

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Mon 03/16/09 07:32 AM

IS that HG in a new pic??

Who is Gary, gone for a few days & the whole world changes.
grumble grumble grumble rant rant rant frustrated frustrated scared scared whoa tongue2 waving


You snooze you loose:laughing:

Friend that's all.

Yeah, that is HG in the picture. Though I should show everybody I survived the flu.

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Mon 03/16/09 07:30 AM

Somebody had a hot date????

Come on share, we have rights you know.


Don't think so get your own datelaugh

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Mon 03/16/09 06:34 AM

Good morning Flame and HG :) how was your day yesterday HG :)


Great Day, better evening! Gary fixed me dinner last night.bigsmile

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Mon 03/16/09 06:21 AM

Good Morning Everyonewaving drinker drinker


waving biggrin waving

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Mon 03/16/09 06:20 AM

Good Morning Everyone.


Good morning Flameflowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

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Mon 03/16/09 06:16 AM

waving Good morning everyone biggrin


waving bigsmile waving

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Mon 03/16/09 06:15 AM

:smile: good morning ladies drinker


Good morning Carol,flowerforyou

I went out last night:banana:

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Mon 03/16/09 05:19 AM
Good Bye ladies have a good day at workwaving

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Mon 03/16/09 05:09 AM
Good morning, Music and Sliver!flowerforyou

Music, I hope that headache disappears quick.flowers

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Mon 03/16/09 05:07 AM

Morning Silver and HG! Nice new pic, HG! :smile:


Thanks! Just a picture I took with my webcam.bigsmile

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