Think about this one:

The Constitution

The Ten Commandments

The Constituion
They keep talking about drafting a Constition for Iraq..Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The 10 Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou shall not steal', and 'Thou shall not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians...It creaest a hostile work environment.

(recived by e mail AUTHOR UNKNOWN! AUTHOR UNKNOWN! possibly from a Maxine cartoon....

Loved reading that, Poly. Thanks for posting.

You do know the true meaning of politics: poli = many; tics = blood sucking creatures.

I love this!!!!!