hi, and welcome to the site

Had to share this:

THE LOVE STORY OF RALPH & EDNA

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
belt right after you saved him... I am so sorry,... but he's dead."
Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
"How soon can I go home?"

hang in there coco, there is someone for all of us, and when they show up it will be right. Nice pic iam4u.

> > > Three old grandmas
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Three mischievous old grandmas were sitting on a bench
> > > outside a
> > > nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the
> > > old grandmas yelled
> > > out, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
> > >
> > > The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess
> > > it, you old
> > > fools.'
> > >
> > > One of the ornery grandmas said , 'Sure we can! Just
> > > drop your
> > > underwear and we can tell your exact age.'
> > >
> > > Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The
> > > grandmas
> > > stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a
> > > couple of times, asked
> > > him to jump up and down for a little while and then
> > > they all piped up and
> > > said,
> > > 'You're 84 years old!'
> > >
> > > 'How in the world did you guess?'
> > >
> > > The ornery old grandmas slapped their knees, laughed
> > > out loud..and
> > > all three yelled, 'Because we were at your birthday
> > > party yesterday!'
> > >

you have one mutual match that I know of border_man

chili w/out cheese

Mexican or Chinese

I've never really been in love, so these are words that I will hold dear...thanks

P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass
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LOVE IT

one a friend of mine used to use in the bar to a gal he would meet "do you want to go get some pizza and f**k" After the gal smacked him he would respond "what? you don't like Pizza?"

WOW another great one. Those words are so painfully true.

the words just seem to flow out of you, you are very good, nice job. Glad you are feeling better

also a friend of bob and bill and louise

relax, join the posts and have fun, there are really great people here to get to know, reach out like you just did

that was funny

so sorry for your loss

this song says it all: by Alan Jackson
here is a song that says it also by Alan Jackson Where were you (When The World Stopped Turning)"

Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day
Out in the yard with your wife and children
Working on some stage in LA
Did you stand there in shock at the site of
That black smoke rising against that blue sky
Did you shout out in anger
In fear for your neighbor
Or did you just sit down and cry

Did you weep for the children
Who lost their dear loved ones
And pray for the ones who don't know
Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble
And sob for the ones left below

Did you burst out in pride
For the red white and blue
The heroes who died just doing what they do
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer
And look at yourself to what really matters

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day
Teaching a class full of innocent children
Driving down some cold interstate
Did you feel guilty cause you're a survivor
In a crowded room did you feel alone
Did you call up your mother and tell her you love her
Did you dust off that bible at home
Did you open your eyes and hope it never happened
Close your eyes and not go to sleep
Did you notice the sunset the first time in ages
Speak with some stranger on the street
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow
Go out and buy you a gun
Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns
Did you go to a church and hold hands with some stranger
Stand in line and give your own blood
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family
Thank God you had somebody to love

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

The greatest is love
The greatest is love

Good job well said

sorry fresh...I did not see it. I thought it was funny..... been there done that..

Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this!

Those who didn’t will be in disbelief and won’t understand how true it is.

1) You can name everyone you graduated with.

2) You know what 4-H means.

3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a
dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of
the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party
was busted. (See #6.)

4) You used to ’drag’ Main .

5) Most people went by a nickname

6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers,
because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t.

7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old
you were (and if you were old enough, they’d tell your parents anyhow.)
Besides, where would you get the money?

8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke
them.

9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer
dropped off.

10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.

11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

12) You didn’t give directions by street names but rather by references.
Turn by Nelson’s house, go 2 blocks to Anderson ’s, and it’s four houses
left of the track field.

13) The golf course had only 9 holes. ((WHAT GOLF COURSE?))

14) You couldn’t help but date a friend’s ex-boyfriend/ girlfriend.

15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own
a dark vehicle for this reason.

16) The town next to you was considered ’trashy’ or ’snooty,’ but was
actually just like your town.

17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1955 as the ’rich’ people


18) The people in the ’big city’ dressed funny, and then you picked up the
trend 2 years later. ((SERIOUSLY! ))

19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the
dairybar.

20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one
of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.

21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

22) Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference.

23) When you decided to w alk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull
over and ask if you wanted a ride.

24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings’ names.

25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.

26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.

27) There was no McDonalds.

28) The closest mall was over an hour away. ((OR 20 MINUTES))

29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn
mower.

30) You’ve pee’d in a cornfield.

31) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true, and
you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small town.

I would not have wanted to have been raised any other way!!!!

Tough times don’t last... Tough people do...

Have A Fabulous Day, My Friends!

there is a brand new song by Raschal Flatts: Take me there. It isn't even out yet but will be the end of the month heard it on satelite is awesome

An oldie don't laugh-----New Colony Six: Things I'd Like to say