I know when I step out the door that I can't be followed because I don't carry a phone

Black Sabbath

Deep Purple

Red Rider

Just do some smudging, apparently burning some plant will rid you of ghost's
the smoke scares them away, that is amazing .

How to keep a woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy
A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30.Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Courageous
44. Compassionate
Without forgetting to:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
And at the same time, you must also:
51. Give her lots of attention but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time,especially for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important:
54. Never to forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. leave him alone

you would need to ask each person for there reason, could be ego, the last grasp at holding on to youth,
some don't discover the joys of riding until then. I was riding before I was old enough to drive and still ride.
I have always had a bike....... two wheel therapy for me and that is my reason.

Why does a lawyers wear neck tie ?







Keeps the skin from creeping over the chin

And those that believe in telekinesis..... raise my hand

i don't care what color it is, I still have enough that I have to get it cut

Personally if the messaging is going somewhere I like to skype
It's a lot nicer to be able to look at who you are talking to, be it
just friends or whatever.It's easy to hide behind words on a white
screen. look into my eyes and then talk to me. So I guess skype
could weed out the scammers a little quicker.

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In the natural world I am at the top of the tree.


This statement here has killed your credibility

We don't all not smile, I can prove it

Most of the time it is just a high pitched, really effing annoying noise.


It's Tinnitus

And here I thought the tap was a water conserving device, just by how much you turned it on

Sometimes I think we need to add a little chlorine to the gene pool

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

I'm not conceited.....i see it as self awareness !

Let some baby back ribs sit over night with a seasoning rub on and then into the smoker for 4hrs
with mesquite, matched that up to uncle ben's 7 grain rice

Dose no won uss spel keck aany moor

I can remember a time when a fart was funny
Now it's scary

You can't stay young forever....

But you can be immature for the rest of your life