> 6) Pity-seeking or attention-seeking topics which serve only to draw attention to yourself are not permitted on the forums.



Now why would anyone want to draw attention to themselves on a dating site?
That's kind of a silly rule.

Okay, I'm going to post a topic but I DON'T WANT Y'ALL LOOKING AT ME WHILE I DO IT! LOOK AWAY!
Don't look at my avatar and don't look at my profile. I SAID DON'T LOOK!

Why not just make it so when we enter the forums our avatars are blacked out and our profiles are unclickable? And don't tell me that if I don't like the rules I can ask for a refund. I spent TIME signing up for this dating site and time can't be refunded :)>

I was going to complain about the no swearing rule too but when I tried to make a post about it all I saw as I typed was ************** the ******** big feet ********* elongated ****

How much money does this hypothetical black guy have? Does he have a big (but not too big) ummmm.... pair of hands? Does he have ripped abs?

I need more information. There are so many more shallow traits than just skin color. If I'm going to be shallow when choosing a man I at least want to go to the deep end of the baby pool.

Every time I gain weight it goes straight to my boobs. That's not a joke and it's not a good thing. I'm thin. Bigger boobs cause me to topple over.

That's so cool. I hope some other intelligent beings find it and send it back with a note attached.

Possible notes (trsnslated from Klingon)

1) Please dispose of your trash properly

2) We were going to visit your country and bring you cures to all known diseases but we heard you were closed.

3) Taste like chicken

4) Sorry we had to destroy your pornographic satellite. Next time keep your nude drawings to yourselves.

What's the average? In Hollywood I'm considered chunky. In San Francisco I'm average. In Las Vegas I'm thin and in Kansas I'm considered invisible.
What's average depends on where you live.

Just kidding. I thought it would be funny to make a dating site profile and then tell everyone to leave me alone.

What? Well I laughed and that's what counts :)>

Hi everyone.

I was going to try to think of something controversial to post in order to start off with a bang. But it's late and I don't feel like banging right now. I think I'm going to have an ice creme sandwich instead.

A) No, captioning photos is stupid.

B) Yes, the caption area is right under your nose and you're stupid for not seeing it.