Just kidding. I thought it would be funny to make a dating site profile and then tell everyone to leave me alone.

What? Well I laughed and that's what counts :)>

Hi everyone.

I was going to try to think of something controversial to post in order to start off with a bang. But it's late and I don't feel like banging right now. I think I'm going to have an ice creme sandwich instead.

Yeah.. its late..

get one for me also!

By your looks I don't think I'd leave you alone. Creepy huh? *Big Smile*

Hi guys :)

Welcome, also I stalked your profile, very witty, it hit me with a big stupid grin on my face. :)

> very witty

I really have not completed it yet. I mostly just bragged about my translating abilities. The wit will be inserted later when I'm not so tired.

Right now I'm spending time answering messages from guys 15 to 20 years older than I am. I'm asking them if their sons are cute.
I feel like an Amber Alert has been sent out with my name on it.

Sadly this site is filled with creepers and scammers in my personal experience. Most of the people who are legit people who seem to be interested in at minimal holding a conversation with me seem to be about 20+ years older than me. Nothing wrong with a conversation, please don't get me wrong, but I mean come on now, there has to be at least one person on this site near my age who wants to go out and have a drink and NOT be a total creep about it ya know?

Getting a date with a man shouldn't be too hard. You're very attractive. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if men were intimidated by you.
I'm not, but they might be. LoL'z

I had considered using fake pictures on my profile. I was going to steal pictures off a male crossdresser's profile and pretend that the pictures were of a lady, that lady being me. Then if a guy fell for me I would know that it was because of my personality and not my looks.
I decided against it. I'd hate for a guy (probably a circus performer) to fall for some 200 pound hairy bearded lady and then when we meet for coffee he sees little ol' me and becomes disappointed and devastated that I'm not the woman he was dreaming of. Then he jumps off a tall building in a suicide attempt but hits an awning and only breaks his neck and has to be cared for the rest of his life by a male midget in a wet bikini.

Oooos....sorry.... I meant " male little person in a wet bikini"

Wait, so you aren't some crossdresser with a little person in a wet bikini?!

Bah! I had my hopes set so high on my hopeful first date!

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go wander off and find the next profile to stalk. :P

Om this is funny so I have to share it. Proof that most guys don't read a woman's profile before contacting her.
I work as a translator. I speak eleven languages and read and write eight of those. I listed them on my profile AND I've invited guys to message me in those languages if they choose.

So anyway.... two guys who can barely write English have sent me poorly written messages. Both guys live in countries who's language I can read. If they read my profile they'd know that could send me a written message IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE instead of struggling with English.

Ok, so maybe they can't read my profile. This means they are just sending messages to pretty pictures.

p.s. If I'm going to stay around I apparently need to learn to read Nigerian.

I say you reply in their language and see if you can call them out on their crap! :P

Rasmus

I'm a lady. Ladies don't behave that way, usually.

LOLOL I almost wish this was a topic on Facebook or something so I could hit "like" or give you an upvote!

And no I don't want to meet Stephanie who is 2.8 miles away from me as the little ad from above keeps asking me.

Why not?

1) I'm not a lesbian.

2) She's probably not either.

3) She's probably not even real.

4) Her goofy wanna-be reality show star hairstyle freaks me out.

Rasmus

I don't use the Facebook forums. Too many of my relatives lurking about. I can't be myself.

Mingle2 staff

Have you ever considered TARGETED advertising. I'm NOT in the target market for that irritating blonde at the top of my page. Send me some chippendales please.

hehe try adblock.

You look like... you'd make a good James Bond or something, just something stylish about raised collars lol

> you'd make a good James Bond

My name is Nastasiya, Anna Nastasiya.
I'd like some green tea, diet not decaffeinated

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