lmao good one

I will second that comment

lmao good one

Three men are all killed in a train wreck . It just so happened they
were all in the health field . As the first man gets to the pearly gates
,St Peter asks what he did in life . The man answers "I was a pediatric
spine surgeon . I helped hundreds of kids help overcome their
deformities ." St Peter says "Enter "
The 2ns man gets to St Peter and again the same Question . He replies "
I was a psychiatrist and I hepled people with their problems ." Enter "
says St Peter . The third man approaches St Peter and again the same
question is asked . The man says "I was an HMO manager and I helped
thousands of people get cost effective health care ." St Peter Says "
Enter , but after 3 days you can go to he--

fried the puter trying to calculate that one

A man comes home to find his Grandfather sitting in the rocker on the
front porch with nothing on from the waist down . Shocked he says "
Grandpa ,what are you doing ,sitting out here like that ?" His Grandpa
says " Well , last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff
neck. This was your Grandma's idea ."

A man walks up to a stunning women in the supermarket and says " I have
lost my wife in the store . Will you talk with me for a few minutes ?"
The woman asks "Why ?" The man says "Ever time I talk with a pretty
woman my wife shows up ."

lmao thanx

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman by herself . He sits
down orders drinks for both of them and says " Hi How are you doing ?"
The woam looks at himand says " I will screw anybody anytime anyplace
,your place ,my place it doesnt matter ." He then replies " So what law
firm are you with ?"

Two guys get stopped in Alabama by a trooper . When the trooper gets to
the car the driver rolls down his window and the trooper wacks him in
the head with his nightstick . "What was that for ?" asks the driver .
The trooper says " When you get stopped in my state you better have your
license ready when the trooper gets to your car " The trooper then goes
and runs his licenseand all is ok with it . After returning it to the
driver he walks over to the other side and taps the window . The
passenger rolls it down and "Wap " hits him with the nightstick . "
What was that for ?" Tropper says I was just making your wish come true
. The passenger gives the trooper a funny look and trooper says " Two
miles down the road you would have said I wish he would have thied that
s*** with me "

A texan walks into a bar and orders a round of drinks for everyone ,then
proceeds to say very loudly " My wife just gave birth to a typical texan
boy , 25 lbs " He is congradulated by all and leaves shortly thereafter
. Two weeks later he walks into the same bar and a guy asks him " So how
much does that typical texas baby weigh now ?" The man answers "17 lbs
" The other man looks confused and asks what is wrong ?? I s the baby
sick ? First man says " No, I just had him circumcized ."

A blonde decides to ask god for help "dear Lors ,If I dont get some
cash I will lose everything . Please let me win the lottery ." Lottery
night comes and she doesnt win . She looks at the heavens and says "why
have you forsaken me ? My children are starving . Please let me win just
this once ." Suddenly there is a loud clash of thunder and a brilliant
display of lightning . Then she hears from the sky " Work me on this
and buy a ticket ."

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest " Bless me
Father for I have sinned , I was with 7 different women last night ".
The priest is quiet for a minute and says "Go home and cut 7 lemons in
half ,squeeze all of the juice out of them and drink it down in one big
gulp."
"And I will be forgiven" asks the man . "No ,says the priest ,"but it
will wipe the stupid smirk off your face "

reading this reminds me of my first cat 34## made garfield look like
a twig

great post lmao

she didnt want to kill him he needs to suffer more she said

lmao that is the best one I have heard in a while

great one thanx for the laugh

so where is this restaurant ?? sounds like a fun place to go

whats it mean when ya get the last 7 right but not the first 3 ???
roflmao