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Topic: She had to ask!
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 05/03/07 02:11 PM
A class of kindergerteners were attempting to become accustomed to life in the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted, NO BABY TALK! "You need to to use grown up words" she kept reminding them. she asked Tony what he had done at the weekend. "I went to visit my nana." "NO. you went to visit your Grandma. Use GROWN UP WORDS." She then asked Alex what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." "NO. I took a ride on a train. Remember, GROWN UP WORDS" She then asked Little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book." he replied. That's WONDERFUL" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Little Johnny thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest proudly and said, "Winnie the sh1t."

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lmao good one

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That was funny! I am sharing that with my friend. She LOVES Winnie The Pooh.

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Hey no picking on Pooh!! He's my idol!!

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A class of kindergerteners were attempting to become accustomed to life in the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted, NO BABY TALK! "You need to to use grown up words" she kept reminding them. she asked Tony what he had done at the weekend. "I went to visit my nana." "NO. you went to visit your Grandma. Use GROWN UP WORDS." She then asked Alex what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." "NO. I took a ride on a train. Remember, GROWN UP WORDS" She then asked Little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book." he replied. That's WONDERFUL" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Little Johnny thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest proudly and said, "Winnie the sh1t."

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Thu 03/13/08 04:06 AM
Hey no picking on Pooh!! He's my idol!! i think they are picking on the teacher after all winnie the pooh is the sssshhhhhh

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