Two guys get stopped in Alabama by a trooper . When the trooper gets to
the car the driver rolls down his window and the trooper wacks him in
the head with his nightstick . "What was that for ?" asks the driver .
The trooper says " When you get stopped in my state you better have your
license ready when the trooper gets to your car " The trooper then goes
and runs his licenseand all is ok with it . After returning it to the
driver he walks over to the other side and taps the window . The
passenger rolls it down and "Wap " hits him with the nightstick . "
What was that for ?" Tropper says I was just making your wish come true
. The passenger gives the trooper a funny look and trooper says " Two
miles down the road you would have said I wish he would have thied that
s*** with me "

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