Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
>graduation,

>get
>drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
>in

>the
>morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
>before.The
>first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked
if

>she
>has any last words. She says, I just graduated from Kansas State
University
>and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of
the
>innocent."
>
>They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
prostrate
>themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words,"I
just
>graduated from the Oklahoma University and I believe in the power of
>justice
>to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and,
>again,
>nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg
for
>her forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
>University of Kansas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
>Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute
>nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
>

lmao!

lmao good one

and poof she was gone !!

ROFLMAO