Thanks. I couldn't help it.

How the hell did the Niners get ANOTHER victory over the Seahawks?
Could someone please explain this to me??? LOL

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says,
"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?"

The old man replied,
"It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
and accidentally poops in the bed

The wife says,
"What the hell was that?"

The old man says,
"Half time, switch sides."

The way I love chocolate is around some Reeses peanut butter!!!!

I like Vince Young for rookie of the year.

No it isn't from personal experiecnce. LOL. Hey green, is that the same
as "crainalrectal inversion"?!? roflmao

Never hold in a fart. Because when you do, it travels up your spine and
into your brain and that is where shitty ideas come from.

lmfao

I need one. Work sucks ass. LOL

Who has played and how far did you make it? Who are the best people to
play in the playoffs? I know that there is one player on my team that
will not be sitting out and that is Ladanian Tomlinson. He is a
BAAAAAAAAD man!!! And red, good luck I hope you beat Ty.

Too bad we were not like Amsterdam in some ways. Look at the crime rate
there and compare it to here. The difference is that all drugs are
leagl there so there is no need to kill someone over a gram of coke.
You could just go the the store and buy the sh*t. Don't get me wrong I
am not saying to make everything legal but people have to understand
that cannibis is not that bad. Has anyone ever thought that the reason
that people think it is a "gateway to other drugs" could be because the
fact that some people are stupid enough to lace it with something
harder. Then turn around and sell it to someone who had no clue what
they were getting. I agree with animal. It is the dealers fault. Not
the fault of the people who smoke it.
And hey Crazy, the verse is Genesis 1:12. I was just reminded.

I agree crazyj. I would trust God before I would trust something that
you have to make out of house hold cleaners and who knows what other
chemicals. I have tried a few in my past and liked a couple enough to
know that I will never do them again. My mother is a heroin addict and
choose that and prostituion over me and my sister and my brother, who I
have never seen because she put him up for adoption to avoid paying
child support, I am sure. I am not going to put my kid, when I have
one, through the crap I went through. It is not worth it. There is a
scripture in the bible in fact that says something about how God created
all seed bearing plants to be used. And correct me if I am wrong,
cannibis IS a seed bearing plant. You can't go wrong with that right?
Besides I tastes way better than anything else anyways. lmao.

Life is pretty good. Just sucks cause it is cold and raining. How
about you?

"cough" oops I hit it too hard now it is running...shit. LOL

Lets spark it! LOL

I've got the doobie, who's got the lighter?!?

lmao. You guys are great. Ghost, I agree with you. I'm sure it will
be Hillary.

roflmfao Thanks!!!

Ok someone, anyone PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me what happened in
football today. The only thing I know is that the Niners got their
a@*es kicked, as usual. LOL Redmange420 is a die hard Winer fan so I
gotta give him crap about it. (sorry hunny....NOT). And what happened
to the Cowboys? Whats up with them getting whooped by the Saints???

Did you watch any football today? I worked ALL f'in day and didn't get
to watch.