Topic: Comparison of man and female
Mrlonely0123's photo
Tue 02/06/18 02:41 AM
Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?

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Tue 02/06/18 03:02 AM
Maybe this needs rephrasing. Start with Adam and Eve?

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 02/06/18 04:22 AM
This thread should be entertaining.


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Tue 02/06/18 04:24 AM
Only if it has lots of butter David bigsmile

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 02/06/18 04:42 AM

Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?


Actually, it is the male virgins who are more eager to have sex, as evident by their constant talking about sex.

MK2's photo
Tue 02/06/18 06:27 AM
sex? hummmmmm
I still remember that frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Tue 02/06/18 07:22 AM

Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?


If your experience here is that too many women just want sex, I doubt you will get much sympathy from the men here. spock


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Tue 02/06/18 07:39 AM

Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?

I agree mate, but doesn’t it just get on your nerves when all these women throw themselves at you.

Pepinofruit's photo
Tue 02/06/18 07:46 AM
Let me get back to the confession box whoa



Agree !...Sex is great :tongue:

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 02/06/18 07:59 AM

Let me get back to the confession box whoa



Agree !...Sex is great :tongue:


Pepinofruit,

You are in my side of the confession booth again.

Pepinofruit's photo
Tue 02/06/18 08:15 AM


Let me get back to the confession box whoa



Agree !...Sex is great :tongue:


Pepinofruit,

You are in my side of the confession booth again.

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Ops....blushing

:tongue:

Tom4Uhere's photo
Tue 02/06/18 08:27 AM
Here is a comparison:
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Chemical Analysis of Man
Element: Man
Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element)
Discover: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences: Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)
Physical properties:
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties:
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa, the sex analysist) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Storage:
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favourable reaction style.
Uses:
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...
Tests:
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution:
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discover: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.

Toodygirl5's photo
Tue 02/06/18 04:16 PM


Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?


Actually, it is the male virgins who are more eager to have sex, as evident by their constant talking about sex.



This :thumbsup:

Pepinofruit's photo
Tue 02/06/18 04:19 PM

Here is a comparison:
*********************
Chemical Analysis of Man
Element: Man
Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element)
Discover: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences: Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)
Physical properties:
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties:
All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa, the sex analysist) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Storage:
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favourable reaction style.
Uses:
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo...
Tests:
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution:
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discover: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment.

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LOL..PERFECT ...That cracked me up " Tom "
rofl rofl rofl

Couldn't find myself any better, clearer, or
closer comparison than that laugh

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Tue 02/06/18 04:27 PM

Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?


very good post.

As it happens, I have receive a grant from the University of Northwestern (South east campus) to evaluate the habit of oversexed females. Since you know of such specimens ,I would appreciate it if you can send me their names and contact info. For educational purposes of course.

In return I will Mention you ( briefly) in the final report.

Professor Greeneyes
N.W U ( S.E. campus)

msharmony's photo
Tue 02/06/18 04:38 PM
aside from reproductive anatomy where males have penis and testicles and females have vagina, uterus and ovaries

typically, males have more testostorone and females have more estrogen

testosterone is linked to deeper voice, chest hair, and higher muscle mass
as well as higher tendency toward risk taking.

estrogen is linked to breasts and emotionalism

aside from that, its very much about the culture and environment the individual was immersed in.

as far as sex drive, I believe men start off young and eager and become occupied with other things as they age, and women start off occupied with other things and become more eager as they age.

... its what I've heard anyhow.

Gs2Awesome's photo
Tue 02/06/18 06:12 PM
I agree man, especially in college. Girls are very easy to get into bed. Just show them a little attention and that's all it takes.

mightymoe's photo
Tue 02/06/18 10:07 PM


Female have more eagar to have sex and more feeling than a men, they control but incase of man they show out their feelings y so?

I agree mate, but doesn’t it just get on your nerves when all these women throw themselves at you.
no...not mine... Ladies, feel free to throw yourselves at me anytime...