Do you trust peolpe who say "I always"?

I find it hard to believe anyone who says things such as....

I always tell the truth.

I always give respect.

I always do this or that....

You mean you've never made a mistake? I wish I could say that, but then how much fun could it be to hold yourself so high up above everyone else, aren't your arms tired?

My quess is they are either lieing or delusional... but what do I know?

If I start posting it here...it will jack the thread, and then get moved.





Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only f*ck at night...come to think of it...they f*ck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past bastard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullsh!t. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while f*cking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.

I was once.......hoooooooweeeeeeehooooooooooo

that women do that turns you off..or drives you crazy...

I like Capricorns.

well then maybe you and goalltheway should date.

i would laugh too if it was an avatar rather than my actual face!

Is it wierd that I have never received them? My roomy is just floored. I dunno. She is making a big deal of it. Her boyfriend sent her a dozen yellow roses...and I thought it was beautiful but she was like he does this all the time. I still think that is a big deal. She thinks it is sooo crazy...what do you think?

I am sorry to hear that and some days I can relate.

and how many chicks came in or did you go to look at when they came in?

hell my manager follows them around

Happy Belated Birthday. I hope you had a great time...and wish you many more.

Does anyone get anxious the day before they go back to work? It seems every Sunday I start to get anxious knowing I have work tomorrow. Once I am there I am fine. I have worked in this field for 17 years and I dont know why this is. Anyone else and if so how do you deal with it?

thanks for the vote of confidence my friend, (bows sincerely)

oh yeah cause those are the kinda girls that you can date

i work in a craft store youd be surprised by all the straight guys that come in there