A lawsuit for not finding love, gosh this creates a new saying:

"if you can't get laid. Get PAID"

Being horny?

Depends where you're taking me.

1. Mike Tyson
2. Lil Mac

Because they're the guys that call fouls during basketball games even though nobody touched them, they never score except by accident, miss layups when nobody is defending them, etcetera, etcetera.

The trick is to not play by the rules. When the next guy comes down the court, trip that MF. No blood, no foul!

;) This should sum it up.

Oh I don't know. I'm planning on getting out of South Florida as soon as possible. Maybe North is better, but I don't know yet.

That is a nice cube on your profile Aries. Mines is so plain now. Link on my profile.

And I don't mind sharing. There can't be too many crackpots out there as brain-cracked as myself. ;)

It would make sense why she wanted to make me her slave then.

Tell her to give you her number then call it private if she does. If she don't then block her.

What the hell is a mercy flush? (#6)

Nope can't turn a ho into a housewife, but he can turn her into a free maid.

lol Hit by a car before a date. That is messed up. Reminds me of the time I had a job interview and some ***** smashed into my car.

See how nasty she is and video tape everything.

Only if I was paid to

I like psycho chicks. Something about them gives me good laughs.

He might need a booty call when he gets back?

That is the first thing that comes to my mind. Second thing is he may need a bit of love and support from what he experiences over there.

I rarely eat steak or any meat. I'll take them cooked well, but not too cooked.

What school didn't teach me?

A lot. I had a lot of bad teachers and taught myself a lot that the average public school teacher can't teach, because they can't teach.

As far as what have I taught. It was part of my first aid certification to teach first aid, CPR, and ****. We had an instructor to reference with, but we were left on our own with what we needed to cover. It is pretty fun with all the hands on practical work we do.

My other teaching involves lectures to people that don't want them.

I keep getting atracted to and attracting Capricorns. I'm a Libra. We're a horrible match usually. I enjoy being lazy and talking ****. No Capricorn woman I ever met can take my erratic personality and perversion.

In a way I do believe in it, because I might be attracted to Cappys, but I still find Leos and Aries (my direct opposite and best match) HOTT.

go to south america