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Thu 10/23/08 11:28 PM

I call it taco hell


Doesn't everyone call it that? At least my butt does a few hours later. laugh

"Murder King"? :laughing: :laughing:

Next: I unloaded the dishwasher tonight and put the knives and forks in the drawner *upside down* just to drive my son NUTS and the cups/glasses in *right side up* to push my daughter over the edge in the morning!

*practical joke in my house* rofl

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Thu 10/23/08 11:23 PM

I caved on my no night eating rule


Me too! Want another piece of pineapple/coconut pound cake? I've had 3 pieces already...

Okay, fine! I've had 4 pieces. I LIED again. shocked

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Thu 10/23/08 11:20 PM

Happy birthday! drinker Hope you don't mind I didn't get you a present, but I'll make you an oragomi swan out of the used toilet paper in the men's room. :tongue:
LMAO! YES go ahead lol


DONE! But, it doesn't really resemble a swan, birthday girl...it looks more like a...hmmm...

nevermind! ohwell

Here you go! *hands IT to her* Happy Birthday! drinker

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Thu 10/23/08 11:16 PM

i skipped 2 classes at university today but shhhh keep it on the low.


And what University is that you are attending? :tongue:

Next confession: I fibbed and told my eldest son today that I researched a four-wheeler on Craig's list he really wants, but I didn't have time due to work (made the call, but never got out there to actually look at it). I'll do it tomorrow though, no fail. ohwell

See! I'm honest in my profile...I LIE sometimes. :wink:

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Thu 10/23/08 11:12 PM

Breathless1, I think it bodes the same for dogs as Ostrich and Llams.... you have to change their diapers.


No diapers needed for Captain - the good guy goes on command. drinker

Do I need to bring my Grandpa's trusty pocket compass, or does someone here have one of those fancy GPS systems? ohwell

Better yet, do we even care if we get lost? :banana:

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Thu 10/23/08 11:08 PM


Want the truth? I have GAS! laugh


You too? damn! laugh laugh laugh


I thought that was YOU in the booth beside me at Taco Bell! noway

Pull my finger! laugh

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Thu 10/23/08 11:07 PM
I'll pack my red bandana and tie it to a stick and hit the road with you. I'll make sure I have plenty of Pop-tarts packed for Mr. Lex - just so long as he is cool with Brown sugar cinnamon flavored. :wink:

Can I please bring my dog, Captain, along? flowerforyou

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Thu 10/23/08 11:04 PM
Want the truth? I have GAS! laugh

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Thu 10/23/08 11:01 PM

It is not equal and until a man can physically carry a pregnancy to term or provide an artificial environment to do the same it will not be.

Don't get me wrong on this. I know men who have been deeply affected by a number of issues connected to reproduction. Some I know were treated unfairly and will bear the pain of that treatment forever. Still, over time, women more than men have had to bare greater risk and responsibility related to reproduction.

I am not up on the latest science but pregnancy in mice has been achieved without sperm.

So, can the possibility of human reproduction without sperm be too far behind?

Males carrying a pregnancy, an artificial womb and reproduction without sperm could change this discussion a good deal. Who knows what the future holds?



Somewhat of a decent retort, but holds no merit whatsover at this point in time unless and until a woman can physically/biology become impregnanted devoid of MALE sperm donated and that day is NOT upon us. Not to mention, we are not discussing the story "Of Mice and Men" here. :tongue:

Unless your name is VIRGIN Mary...you gals NEED "us". :wink:

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Thu 10/23/08 10:50 PM
Edited by breathless1 on Thu 10/23/08 10:53 PM

NASCAR has always had a 00 car

Stats for 00 cars

* Number of Wins: 0

Side*track* here...

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

lol BADDA BING!!!


Badda BOOM (notice the OO??) :tongue:

If you had to choose, select FIVE of the following items you would choose to live WITHOUT for 30 days:

1. Cell Phone
2. TV
3. Computer
4. Music
5. Vehicle
6. Money
7. Cigarettes
8. Make-up
9. Human Touch
10. Blinds/drapes on your windows

Please explain your 5 choices. :wink:

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Thu 10/23/08 10:38 PM

NASCAR has always had a 00 car

Stats for 00 cars

* Number of Wins: 0



Side*track* here...

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 10/23/08 10:36 PM
You say you love to smile...

So, what makes you smile the most - besides your child?

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Thu 10/23/08 10:31 PM
Happy birthday! drinker

Hope you don't mind I didn't get you a present, but I'll make you an oragomi swan out of the used toilet paper in the men's room. :tongue:

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Thu 10/23/08 10:27 PM
Americanized Chinese food SUCKS! :angry:

I prefer authentic Japenese or Thai food, even if it is slightly Americanized. :wink:

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Thu 10/23/08 10:11 PM

I'm a lurker, I admit it. :tongue:


Yesterday I saw someone who kept posting just a .

That's it. ----> .

dumb.


Not dumb, in my opinion, depending on the forum topic it was used for. It can make a very loud statement actually.

Sometimes the most profound things said are those things not spoken. :wink:

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Thu 10/23/08 10:07 PM

I post cause I care....about what?....I have no idea.


laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 10/23/08 10:04 PM
I'm thinking you are right...

That's why I told one of my ex-lovers...if you wanted the *perfect* relationship...

Date a WOMAN! :wink:

Funniest thing is, she thought I was kidding. ohwell

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Thu 10/23/08 09:57 PM
I certainly don't, and please...

if I ever do...

SHOOT ME!!! noway

*sorry, Longhairedbiker - HAD to use emoticons - it was very needed with this ONE post* :tongue:

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Thu 10/23/08 09:53 PM

Until you guys figure a way to deal with these biological facts and make yourselves truly equal partners in reproduction there real is very little point in pissing and moaning about how women have an unfairly powerful position in this business of having babies. History proves that is wrong.


I *chose* to read your full post a little further...

and until you women figure out a way to deal with the biological fact that you will not and biologically CANNOT get pregnant without MALE sperm...

...kindly consider this process called reproduction...EQUAL. flowerforyou

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Thu 10/23/08 09:46 PM

and once you do have the kids you can beat them just for the fun of it

great stress reliever


laugh laugh laugh

Not to mention, I only had them to acquire 4' high slaves around the household. They come in quite handy at times. drinker

Need your lawn mowed, Quiet? :tongue:

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