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Sat 10/25/08 02:40 PM

I've been in contact with this girl from on here, and I told her already that I'm shy and at time i just don't know what to talk about. Apparently she said it's not working for her or for me, but she seems really cool.

Why is it so hard to find something to talk about? Any suggestions on how to keep a conversation going?


Hey Dude it’s easy to talk to girls. All you have to do is steer the conversation to what they like. WOMEN LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES. That’s all you have to remember.

If she says she like German Sheppard’s you ask her why. She says she had one named Alex growing up and he was so great and so smart and BLAAA BLAAA BLAAA .

EASY!!!!!!!

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Sat 10/25/08 02:30 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sat 10/25/08 02:35 PM

Being shy has nothing to do with not having anything to talk about. Maybe you should get out of the house and gain some confidence in yourself.


Maybe you need to get out of the house and get some sun on that body Dracula. I’ve Seen darker pigment on Albino rats.

Why dont you be nice to the kid?


He's shy, not a shut in or at least he doesn’t look like one.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:43 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:48 PM




I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan.

It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light.

I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!!

That's how we SAY howdy!huh
Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy"happy !


PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT????



And did you really have to use the drill master 5000 on me? ...I mean really. It felt like I had passed a water melon the next morning.

Now every time I fart it sounds like two wet pieces of rubber flapping against each other.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:35 PM

Yeah....I ate paste too when I was little.


Sounds like it.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:34 PM


I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan.

It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light.

I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!!


Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy"happy !


PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT????

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Fri 10/17/08 07:33 PM

what



THEY PLAYED WITH MY BUTT HOLE AND THEN SHAVED CROP CIRCLES IN TO MY ASS HAIR!!!

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Fri 10/17/08 07:30 PM




yes you do cause im goin to park my car in itbigsmile


That's a long drive. :wink:


Good thing the tunnel is wide.



That was uncalled for.


Sorry Road jokes get me every time.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:28 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:30 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan.

It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light.

I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!!

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Fri 10/17/08 07:14 PM


yes you do cause im goin to park my car in itbigsmile


That's a long drive. :wink:


Good thing the tunnel is wide.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:11 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:12 PM




This song is scary. It's about a guy who wont let go even after the Girl has left him. I like to call it The Stalker Song. Read the words this guy is screwed up.


Ummm, that was supposed to be my rendition of being sarcastic. I guess it didn't go over so well sad sad sad


I was trying to be funny!!!frustrated frustrated frustrated


Maybe we should just both give up! frustrated frustrated frustrated sad sad sad
I like midgets ...I have a whole collection of midget porn and wrestling DVD'S.

I like when they mix sex and wrestling together. Ever herd of an over the shoulder bolder holder??? The little people invented that one.

thats funny damn it.tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2

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Fri 10/17/08 07:10 PM




This song is scary. It's about a guy who wont let go even after the Girl has left him. I like to call it The Stalker Song. Read the words this guy is screwed up.


Ummm, that was supposed to be my rendition of being sarcastic. I guess it didn't go over so well sad sad sad


I was trying to be funny!!!frustrated frustrated frustrated


Maybe we should just both give up! frustrated frustrated frustrated sad sad sad


Never!!!!! I gave up once and the next thing I knew I was married.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:08 PM





In the bed room or the living room??? I just want to know what window to stear threw from out side your house is all.


Probably somewhere on Palmdale Blvd. laugh


That’s over my head (???????). Anyway, I'll just be waiting in your garage until you get home.


I don't have a garage.


Ok...your broom closet then.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:06 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:06 PM

were talking on another thread about mans fall and some say its Satan who caused sin and others Adam and eve for eating and i who say it's god's fault!!

So here's my case in a nut shell - god started creation, god knew how everything would go, god decided to allow sin to enter into existence - therefore god is responsible for sin.


You have been told the truth and you will not accept it. There is no point in arguing with you. So why even bother? You will find out when you croak....ok?

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Fri 10/17/08 07:00 PM



In the bed room or the living room??? I just want to know what window to stear threw from out side your house is all.


Probably somewhere on Palmdale Blvd. laugh


That’s over my head (???????). Anyway, I'll just be waiting in your garage until you get home.

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Fri 10/17/08 06:56 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 06:57 PM


This song is scary. It's about a guy who wont let go even after the Girl has left him. I like to call it The Stalker Song. Read the words this guy is screwed up.


Ummm, that was supposed to be my rendition of being sarcastic. I guess it didn't go over so well sad sad sad


I was trying to be funny!!!frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Fri 10/17/08 06:55 PM

Go beat up a midget.


I like midgets ...I have a whole collection of midget porn and wrestling DVD'S.

I like when they mix sex and wrestling together. Ever herd of an over the shoulder bolder holder??? The little people invented that one.



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Fri 10/17/08 06:52 PM









If we don't want to know what other stuff happened, we don't have to email you. Right?


Bonny Miss,

is that a real pic or are you messen around ???




Would I use a fake picture in my profile? It is real I tell thee !


Ok, why are you talking in Old English? (Thee)

Oh' Colt 45 and Old English both Malt Liquors...I get it. You are clever!



Because I'm an old English bird?





Your pic makes you look more like a young black Captain Morgan.

Do you like rum by the way?



I like it in cakes, rummy fruit cakes. Do you like rum?


No, but fruit cakes are funny as hell!!!!!!

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Fri 10/17/08 06:46 PM



All alone, by myself! drinker Anyone care to join me? Gonna get hammered. :banana:


No thanks, I'm just going to do some stalking....maybe later.


I'll be passed out later.


In the bed room or the living room??? I just want to know what window to stear threw from out side your house is all.

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Fri 10/17/08 06:42 PM



what´s the best thing to do...?tears



U- like Sugar Ray

When It's Over

When it's over
That's the time I fall in love again
And when it's over
That's the time you're in my heart again
And when you go go go go
I know
And it never ends
It never ends

[chorus]
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window

I'm missing you
I never knew how much she'd loved me
I'm missing you
I never knew how much you meant to me
I need you and when you go go go go
I know
It never ends
Never ends

[chorus]
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window

I'm wishing you
You never said you were pretending
I'm wishing you
You feel the same and just come back to me
I need you and when you go go go go
I know
It never ends
It never ends
When it's over
Can I still come over
And when it's over
Is it really over
When it's over
That's the time I fall in love again

[chorus]
All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window

All the things that I used to say
All the words that got in the way
All the things that I used to know
Have gone out the window
All the things that she used to bring
All the songs she used to sing
All the favorite TV shows
Have gone out the window




You're supposed to be cheering her up, not rehashing old memories.laugh laugh laugh


This song is scary. It's about a guy who wont let go even after the Girl has left him. I like to call it The Stalker Song. Read the words this guy is screwed up.

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Fri 10/17/08 06:39 PM

All alone, by myself! drinker Anyone care to join me? Gonna get hammered. :banana:


No thanks, I'm just going to do some stalking....maybe later.

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