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GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Fri 10/17/08 07:28 PM Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:30 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!!

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Fri 10/17/08 07:29 PM


Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 07:32 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" !

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Fri 10/17/08 07:32 PM


Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 10/17/08 07:33 PM
Yeah....I ate paste too when I was little.

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Fri 10/17/08 07:33 PM
THEY PLAYED WITH MY BUTT HOLE AND THEN SHAVED CROP CIRCLES IN TO MY ASS HAIR!!!

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Fri 10/17/08 07:34 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT????

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Fri 10/17/08 07:35 PM
Yeah....I ate paste too when I was little. Sounds like it.

maxxximus007 Joined Mon 11/13/06 Posts: 6082	Fri 10/17/08 07:36 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! where did you get that coke your smoking?

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 07:37 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! That's how we SAY howdy! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT????

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 07:41 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! It's just like shaking hands!

guitaedreams Joined Fri 09/05/08 Posts: 278	Fri 10/17/08 07:42 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! drugs arnt good for you

GOALLTHEWAY Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 853	Fri 10/17/08 07:43 PM Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/17/08 07:48 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! That's how we SAY howdy! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT???? And did you really have to use the drill master 5000 on me? ...I mean really. It felt like I had passed a water melon the next morning. Now every time I fart it sounds like two wet pieces of rubber flapping against each other.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Fri 10/17/08 07:45 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! That's how we SAY howdy! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT???? And did you really have to use the drill master 5000 on me? ...I mean really. I felt like passed a water melon the next morning.

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 08:08 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! Sorry , I did not mean to make light of your experience...go on and then- the little buggers...stuck a flag of "Mars" in yer butt? Sorry, sorry just jokin' wit ya That's how we SAY howdy! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT???? And did you really have to use the drill master 5000 on me? ...I mean really. It felt like I had passed a water melon the next morning. Now every time I fart it sounds like two wet pieces of rubber flapping against each other.

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 10/17/08 08:17 PM
I was abducted by Aliens once when I was 26 years old. It happened in the woods behind my old house in northern Michigan. It was early on a Sunday evening. I was walking through the woods , about 200 yards, away from my home when I was hit with a very bright beam of light. I only remember bits and pieces of what happened to me so bear with the lack of details. Anyway I remember having my anus probed while on board their ship and the next morning when I woke up in my own bed my wife told me that I had crop circles shaved into my Ass hair. Wow!! Sorry , I did not mean to make light of your experience...go on and then- the little buggers...stuck a flag of "Mars" in yer butt? Sorry, sorry just jokin' wit ya That's how we SAY howdy! Oh that was me! Just saying "howdy" ! PLAYEN WITH MY BUTT...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT???? And did you really have to use the drill master 5000 on me? ...I mean really. It felt like I had passed a water melon the next morning. Now every time I fart it sounds like two wet pieces of rubber flapping against each other. Sorry i didn't mean to make light of your experience! go on- what else did the little green buggers do??? by the way-can i have my drill back?