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Wed 07/29/09 04:27 AM
Hi beachbum.

What a coinkidink, I like men and I like beer! drinker

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Wed 07/29/09 04:17 AM
John,

If a guy comes up to me and gives me a line, I think he wants in my pants.

If a guy comes up to me and asks about what I'm reading/watching/thinking, (IE starts a REAL conversation), I think maybe he wants to know ME.

Both are men making the first move. It depends on HOW the move is made.

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Wed 07/29/09 04:11 AM


also remember on an given day a women will likely get more emails than a mail. The more attractive she is the more she will receive. Amazing how many guys think they are all that. How many women out there see an email from some guy and laugh at the fact that he thinks he has a shot?


LOL< that's true, that's why I just smile and sigh and move on to the next one... Theres are tons of guys with abs and no body fat, that will jump on them in a minute, so why would they give us the time of day.

I will tell you why they should, cause the guys that can have any woman they want will do just that, take any woman they want, then take another one, then another one. Until the woman gets sick of the players game, we don't stand a cold chance in hell.

Oh well, just keep on keeping on and smile and dance :banana:


Ah, ah ah...

I laugh at EVERY guy who's pic is JUST his naked chest, no matter HOW "nice" that chest is. Because obviously he's got issues.

The guy who messages me with some semblance of IQ? Even if he has NO pic? I'll reply to that. Weather we end up dating or not is irrelevant to your question, which asked about getting messages back.

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Wed 07/29/09 03:43 AM
Honestly? Never.

I tend to just message back people, or, in those rare times that I SEND a message, it's to someone I've already talked to on here and/or in PM.

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Wed 07/29/09 03:27 AM
I aim to please! laugh

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Wed 07/29/09 03:24 AM
Easy to get physically? Yeah. Easy to get emotionally? No. And there shouldn't be.

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Wed 07/29/09 03:08 AM

I'm thinking that you won't be met with applause....most people here would be content with just having one relationship...


or even a date...without some greedy bugger wanting a harem...


laugh

For me personally, I don't care what you do, each to their own.


I'm kinda agreeing there... this may not be the best place to ask. Many people on here don't even have ONE person, so you're gonna be told to be happy to even have your girlfriend... and cherish her.

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Wed 07/29/09 02:38 AM

In the corner of my living room next to the window seat with windows(duh, that's why they call it a windowseat I guess) so I can stop and gawk at the neighbors to see what they think they are doing. Chinese food in a styrofoam container next to the monitor along with 2 of my cats and a Miniature Schnauzer always under the desk at my feet. Half glass of milk from Sunday which is now a science experiment. I need a vacation. Paleeeeze!surprised


Oh Katz... tell me you're not one of them????

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Wed 07/29/09 01:58 AM



I agree

Women bashing women. Uggg

Shows real insecurity!


Ok if you read all the post it was joke off of the post about ugly guys THIS post is and was suppose to be funny read all the posts before saying things that make you look stupid


Everyone take a deep breath, close your eyes, and calm down a bit.

Ema posted this thread in response to my " Butt Ugly " guys thread.

My thread, just like this one, was a JOKE.

A JOKE PEOPLE!!!

For those of you who thought this thread was " woman bashing "....get a grip and stop taking yourselves so seriously.

Funny how, when I posted the " Butt Ugly " thread...no one came in and said anyone was " Men bashing " in there.

Y'all need to start reading things as they are intended.

Sheesh.


People can't take a joke.

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Wed 07/29/09 01:57 AM

this is the CRAZIEST thread that I have ever seen on here...

every woman is beautiful (in their own way) and I guarantee that there are men around the world that would find each and every woman in this topic very attractive

now....women, stand up like the sexy, pretty women that you are....

one man's trash is another man's treasure...i WOULD say something similar to the "nice guy" thread, but it would come off as a little mean lol


Nova's such a sweetie, isn't he?

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Wed 07/29/09 01:49 AM


Haulin tail? :wink:

I live about 250 miles from Seattle, but I've been there

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Wed 07/29/09 01:32 AM
I'm addicted to the forums myself. laugh And I'm all about making friends of all ages from all walks of life, so it's all good.

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Wed 07/29/09 01:24 AM







To stay OT? OT? Forgive me? I know not of this "OT you speak of? Educate me PUUUH-LEEZE!

"Gotta BE The One before you can FIND The One."
Can I borrow that sometime? What a kick-freakin'-*** quote!

I'm okay with my "issues" because as you said, we all have issues.
I think the key is to accept the fact that you aren't the only one with "issues" and that one shouldn't hold one's "issues" as a reason not to persue a possible relationship.

Oh. Digging the short-hair look!


OT = On-Topic.

And sure ya can borrow it. I don't own a patent. laugh

See, some issues we should accept as just being who we are, because they're a part of us... they're what make us human. But other issues can seriously impair our ability to crush, love, or even get to know anyone, let alone maintain a healthy relationship.


I get the issues = traits or characteristics and wholly agree with ya'. Personally, if I ever knew I had an issue that caused me to crush anyone, I'd want to get rid of it ASAP.
Unless, it was consider like a super-power or something and I could have my own comic book; SUPER CRUSHING DUDE!! I'd be hell with aluminum cans!!




OMG!! Snarky you know me ALL too well!! That damn mouse and the corporation he represents WOULD be the first thing I'd demolish! And wow! That guys chest and arms are almost as big as mine! And who can hate a balloon! Wheeee! HA!HA!HA!
But seriously! Great reply!


I aim to please!

Yin, my LEAST favorite actor is Keanu Reeves. He'll ALWAYS be Ted. Just... no.

Ha!Keanu Reeves. "Whoa. I know kung-fu." Yeah, another really bad actor. Oooo! Scottish. So what part of the mainland do you hail from?


It's in my profile. :wink:

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Wed 07/29/09 01:21 AM


nope, or if so, sometimes you miss your chance and you're just f*cked.

I got f*cked once.
She claims she was just leaning across me to turn off the light, but boy, I sure was sore as soon as the lights went out.




laugh

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Wed 07/29/09 01:20 AM
I'm American, of Scottish and Cherokee descent. :wink:

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Wed 07/29/09 01:19 AM





To stay OT? OT? Forgive me? I know not of this "OT you speak of? Educate me PUUUH-LEEZE!

"Gotta BE The One before you can FIND The One."
Can I borrow that sometime? What a kick-freakin'-*** quote!

I'm okay with my "issues" because as you said, we all have issues.
I think the key is to accept the fact that you aren't the only one with "issues" and that one shouldn't hold one's "issues" as a reason not to persue a possible relationship.

Oh. Digging the short-hair look!


OT = On-Topic.

And sure ya can borrow it. I don't own a patent. laugh

See, some issues we should accept as just being who we are, because they're a part of us... they're what make us human. But other issues can seriously impair our ability to crush, love, or even get to know anyone, let alone maintain a healthy relationship.


I get the issues = traits or characteristics and wholly agree with ya'. Personally, if I ever knew I had an issue that caused me to crush anyone, I'd want to get rid of it ASAP.
Unless, it was consider like a super-power or something and I could have my own comic book; SUPER CRUSHING DUDE!! I'd be hell with aluminum cans!!




OMG!! Snarky you know me ALL too well!! That damn mouse and the corporation he represents WOULD be the first thing I'd demolish! And wow! That guys chest and arms are almost as big as mine! And who can hate a balloon! Wheeee! HA!HA!HA!
But seriously! Great reply!


I aim to please!

Yin, my LEAST favorite actor is Keanu Reeves. He'll ALWAYS be Ted. Just... no.

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Wed 07/29/09 01:14 AM
Yeah, that's when ya block.

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Wed 07/29/09 01:07 AM

I just had to block someone that keeps emailing me over and over. He is a wierdo....bizarre sexual stuff on his profile. I am glad they have the block feature.


I haven't had to block... yet...

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Wed 07/29/09 01:02 AM



To stay OT? OT? Forgive me? I know not of this "OT you speak of? Educate me PUUUH-LEEZE!

"Gotta BE The One before you can FIND The One."
Can I borrow that sometime? What a kick-freakin'-*** quote!

I'm okay with my "issues" because as you said, we all have issues.
I think the key is to accept the fact that you aren't the only one with "issues" and that one shouldn't hold one's "issues" as a reason not to persue a possible relationship.

Oh. Digging the short-hair look!


OT = On-Topic.

And sure ya can borrow it. I don't own a patent. laugh

See, some issues we should accept as just being who we are, because they're a part of us... they're what make us human. But other issues can seriously impair our ability to crush, love, or even get to know anyone, let alone maintain a healthy relationship.


I get the issues = traits or characteristics and wholly agree with ya'. Personally, if I ever knew I had an issue that caused me to crush anyone, I'd want to get rid of it ASAP.
Unless, it was consider like a super-power or something and I could have my own comic book; SUPER CRUSHING DUDE!! I'd be hell with aluminum cans!!



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Wed 07/29/09 12:48 AM

To stay OT? OT? Forgive me? I know not of this "OT you speak of? Educate me PUUUH-LEEZE!

"Gotta BE The One before you can FIND The One."
Can I borrow that sometime? What a kick-freakin'-*** quote!

I'm okay with my "issues" because as you said, we all have issues.
I think the key is to accept the fact that you aren't the only one with "issues" and that one shouldn't hold one's "issues" as a reason not to persue a possible relationship.

Oh. Digging the short-hair look!


OT = On-Topic.

And sure ya can borrow it. I don't own a patent. laugh

See, some issues we should accept as just being who we are, because they're a part of us... they're what make us human. But other issues can seriously impair our ability to crush, love, or even get to know anyone, let alone maintain a healthy relationship.

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